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Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Bluebottle Posted Nov 29, 2001
Did you hear about the expedition to the site of the Titanic?
They plan to raise the iceberg.
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Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 29, 2001
HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! 
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 29, 2001
MMM.... hmmmm...
::Plato prepares to attack LEGO cars::
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Kes Posted Nov 29, 2001
Did you hear about the nomination for the Nobel science prize? They nominated a vacuum flask. Not because it could keep hot liquids hot, or cold liquids cold ...but because it knew which was which without being told ......
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 30, 2001
::Plato leaps on a LEGO vehicle::
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 30, 2001
helo-o-o-o-o-o-ooooo...*is heard from the darkest corner of the Pub* where are you...you..you.youuuuu*moving toward the sound of laughter and bad jokes Pandora stumbles from the darkest corner...dress ripped & tattered...arms & legs scratched & bloody
hair a mess...she leaps into the Pub from the darkest corner with Thog's blindfold around her neck* KES!!!!!! 
Kes, E!, Mari-rae!!! *throws herslef into Kes' arms* Oh it was awful! Unspeakable things go on in the darkest corner!!! 
*looks around* Oh, I thought I'd be stuck in there forever!!!! I thought that once November had turned to December...you'd all just go to a new thread...leaving me behind!
*tries to compose herself...
looks at the calander...It's the LAST day of NOVEMBER!!! AAAHHH!!!!!
AAAAAAHHHH!!! Oooo...I'm okay...sorry about the makeup on your shirt Kes..I'll have it cleaned for you...I'll buy you all new clothes! YES! I'll buy us ALL new clothes! *pulls a moth from her hair* I'm okay...I'm okay...I am...REALLY I AM
Hey?!? Today's Sultandudes Birthday! Lets all send him
or 
or 
!!! Oh, I'll be okay...Why, oh why didn't anyone toss me a rope? But how could you have know where I was...I must have been walking in my sleep again! I'm okay. Whoo...I feel so safe now. *trembling* Shall we party? 
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Nov 30, 2001
*Passes Pan a 
*
Does that mean you´ve been seeing goats in the dark???
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 30, 2001
Thanks...I needed that. May I have another? E, ? Did
you say 'goats'? In the dark?!? I can't see in the dark!!!! Oh, thank goodness those thingies were goats...you can't imagine what I thought they were!!! *nervous giggle*
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Nov 30, 2001
::chuckles::
Hi Pandora! How were things back there???? I sorta know what you're talking about -- I pulled two thirds of my anti - Lurcher army out of that very same corner, including an old, massive, gas-guzzling Chevy that I dropped on him while he was asleep. I still haven't figured out how the Chevy got in there in the first place, but from what you're saying, perhaps the corner merits some further investigation... Not quite exactly what it appears to be, perhaps.
::peers into dark corner through glass of 
::
Hmmmm... 
, it's darker than usual tonight! Oh... ::lowers :: ...that's better. Ah, well, glad you made it out alright, anyway... Here, have a towel.
::proffers towel to Pandora:: 
(hope that comes out)
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 30, 2001
::tries to keep her eyes open:: Woah... I feel super tired....
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Researcher 168814 Posted Nov 30, 2001
Have a choc milk. Go to bed.. (Whom am I telling this... ME????)
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 1, 2001
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 1, 2001
::sings:: Me me me me me....
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 1, 2001
Pandora! Honey, you are a wreck! Here, let me help you. Take the martini along and we'll just go into the Ladies for a bit.
*Puts arm around Pandora and walks with her to the Ladies. They are in there together quite a while. When they come out, Pandora is looking radiantly beautiful again. 
*
There! That's better... I was really worried about you, you know.
Hey! You didn't notice Gwennie while you were in the darkest corner, did you? She has been missing a long time too. And Linus! Where is he?
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Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 1, 2001
Perhaps they´ll pop up in the December thread...
Take this way please:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/FFM52920?thread=154526&skip=0&show=20#p1522575
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Ottox Posted Dec 1, 2001
No no no!!! I'll first have my November before it's more than a bit too late! 
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Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 1, 2001
Your welcome... I won´t count this as your december, though
Key: Complain about this post
Crossed Purposes:November 2001
- 321: Bluebottle (Nov 29, 2001)
- 322: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 29, 2001)
- 323: Researcher 168814 (Nov 29, 2001)
- 324: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 29, 2001)
- 325: Kes (Nov 29, 2001)
- 326: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 30, 2001)
- 327: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 30, 2001)
- 328: Researcher 168814 (Nov 30, 2001)
- 329: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 30, 2001)
- 330: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Nov 30, 2001)
- 331: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 30, 2001)
- 332: Researcher 168814 (Nov 30, 2001)
- 333: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 1, 2001)
- 334: Researcher 168814 (Dec 1, 2001)
- 335: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 1, 2001)
- 336: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 1, 2001)
- 337: Researcher 168814 (Dec 1, 2001)
- 338: Ottox (Dec 1, 2001)
- 339: Researcher 168814 (Dec 1, 2001)
- 340: Ottox (Dec 1, 2001)
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