h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YAY!!! LOVELY toga, my dear birthday lass!!!

My brother used Tan in a Can. It came out with orange streaks. My cousin and I made fun of him-- I told him it looked like he was jaundiced. We weren't friends for the rest of that day...

*hugs Mari-ray* You look adorable!!! Those colors really bring out the color of your pretty eyes...as they say these days...makes
your eyes 'pop'! HA! Sounds funny hey?

AaD...they have 'wounderful' tan in a can products these days!
The stuff I use is actually 'colored' brown...very dark...you can see every spot it covers & any places that you may have missed.
Then, after 10 hours you shower & the color comes off...but the tan undreneath remains tan for several days!

Ha...my sister-inlaw's husband put that orange-ish crap on her & never washed his hands afterward!!! AAAAH-HAAA!!!!! Jeff had orange hands for several days & Carey had a streaky, orange tan! AHH-HA! She's also the one that thought she'd entertain her kids by licking a dart...the kind you 'lick & stick'...in the middle of her forehead...after several minutes she thought it would be funny to pull the dart off her forehead fast so it would make a smacking sound *POP* next thing you know...she had a perfetly round circle...like a strange 'sucker bite' right in the middle of her forehead! AHH-HAA! And she went to work like that...never even tried to cover it...I'm sorry...I do some weird things...but I would have had to cut myself some bangs or sported a bandaid - something! Sheesh! (and they let her breed)

Hahahhaa... I don't care about a tan... or make-up... but if I had a round-little hickey on my forehead, I'd cover it up!!! Or call in sick... hahahaa.... yeah... me!?!?? ... right...

...I don't wear much either...make-up that is. But that thingy was on Carey's head for OVER a week! *BULLSEYE* {o * o}
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AAAAAH-HAAAAA.....knew I should have checked that 1st....AH-HA

::sings:: Carey, get out your cane...



I don't wear fingernail polish... I used to say that was because playing guitar would destroy it... but but but... I haven't done much with a six-string lately, have I!?? NAUGHTY MUSE!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! AND PLAY SOME GUITAR!!!

...Can I send myself to my own room for punishment!!??? Herrmmm....

Self disapline (sp?) is the ONLY way to go. Ooo, my medication is making me want to E-ya' around AaD!
*toddles over to her Blue Goo couch...finds two sleeping kitties...
picks them up and puts them on pillows on AaD's purple couch*
Nap time...If I'm not awake in about 30 hours some PLEASE awaken me...I just hate to burn daylight

30 hours? OK will do!

*Looks down and finds herself in a toga and sporting a rather orange suntan*



Pan! Wake up you old boot! What have you done with my jeans?

*Gwennie's dogs excitedly run around her legs, tangling their leads amongst her toga*

Oh bother! Sit down you lot!

*The dogs sit all at once, pulling Gwennie to the floor with them*

Never mind your jeans for once... this is your birthday party!

*Looks up from her prone position on the floor and grins at Mari-Rae*

And reminding me that I'm another year older is supposed to make me feel better, is it?

*Pushes her dog Spike who is trying to lick her face away*

Oh well! One must bow to the inevitable I suppose!

*Struggles to her feet, attempts to remain dignified whilst straightening her toga and heads for the bar whilst battling with her excitable dogs*

Could I have in one please! (That should either put me in a party mood or kill me!)

Woo hoo! I'll try one of those too! ... What should we call it? The Spike?

Two Spikes (= +++) for the ladies

*Kasia gasps as she sees the beautiful togas! Then chooses the dark red one for herself*

Hmm... I'm not sure, if it's not to... well... not to deep, ehem.. oh nevermind!

I'm sure it will ride up with wear, madam .... I'll just have my usual please .... The Spike sounds a bit, well, a bit Buffy-ish to me!

Oooh! I'd have a Buffy's Spike any day!

*Knocks back another drink and starts to wilt towards the bar*

Oh, so one is supposed to wear a toga, eh? Well, I'll just go and find something to wear. It may be july, but it isn't that warm, is it?

And Ms G is yet another year older? Hm, who would have thought? Impossible to see, isn't it?

BTW: Where are my glasses?

*Goes into the kitchen and when she comes out she has a large pie. It smells heavenly. She goes back into the kitchen and comes out with a large pail of soya ice cream.*

Here Gwennie, you get first piece. I made this gooseberry pie especially for you. Ice cream with it?

Would anyone else like a piece of pie?

Is it cheesecake pie!??

And I'd like Buffy's Spike too...

::wonders if she can push the purple couch behind a screen and...!!!!::



OH!?? None available...!?? Darnit...

Hey, Kes!?? Do you still play piano at the Choral Society!?? A new member was asking about accompanists...

::gives Pan a kiss on the forehead as a thanks for taking care of her cats::

::untangles Gwennie and gives her a possibly belated birthday ::

(sandals... to go with her toga... )

::sings::

What is baaa a a a a cklog, anyway?
Does anyone read backlog, in a way?

for me please...

*goes on ignoring backlog*