h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Mandarb!
We thought you'd eloped with sea....
Sorry about your virus, was it painful?
Glad you're back though!
The Ball was great!
Read all about it! But you won't see the names that everybody made up
Oh, well, the dialogue will be just as funny....

EV's wife has turned up!
Kes's mail-order bride is on her way!
American chocolate has been banned from the Chocolate Pantry!
Mina likes playing with weapons!
Lord M.K* is depressed!
Have I left anything out?
Oh, yes!
The bonfire {I mean, WAKE}, is tomorrow, I just have to track her down first.....

Is that all?...

SO who went as who?

What did Seal do? I couldn't make it...did she go?

About it yes.
*gets himself a non alcohlic drink for once*
someone told me I should cut down. well actually the exact words he used was If you want a liver stop drinking.

[Beep. I would like to inform you all that Pr. C. Tonks will be making the return journey from San Beta tomorrow evening.]
[I have informed him of the existence of this Manor House, and the quality of its drinks, and he has authorised me to tell you that he will pay a visit here on Tuesday.]
[Thankyou. Have a nice day...]

Oh thats nice i will buy him a drink.

Ooh! Who is that? Somebody famous? I must press my best uniform...

I gess so why else would he be anounced like that

Hello everyone!

Is there any chance of a black coffee and a large glass of water please? My head feels as though it has a steamroller driving around in it.

*Gets the requested drinks*
Have fun last night

Obviously she did......
*offers Gwennie a headache tablet with her coffee.

THats not a good idea last time I mixed them to it recked a perfecly good cup of coffy

*Gwennie's shaking hand accepts the painkiller and almost misses popping it into her mouth. She drinks all the water and gingerly lifts the coffee cup which rattles in its saucer*

Thank you my sweets! It's so nice to see the younger generation can be helpful to us oldies at times! Nowadays, I can't seem to handle my drinkies in quite the way I used to!

*Pulls up a bar stool and carefully sits down whilst continuing to sip her coffee*

So, what have you young things been up to recently?

Up to?
Why, nothing, dear Gwennie
*trying to look innocent*

*flutter of wings*

G'evening folks,

Hey Mandarb, nice to see you again! I tried to make your job last night, I hope I didn't make a big mess in your bar?

May I have a Caipirinha?

*Kasia sits at the bar and waits*

Hi, Kasia, shift over for the night, I think I'll join you in that drink! Mandarb doesn't appear to be here just now, so I'll get yours, and help myself! There's yours.....and here's mine! Cheers!

Thanks Galaxy Babe,

and cheers!

Pretty quiet today, no?

*Bob very drunk and back in his corner singing loudly*

#Are you the one who did the pushing
put the stain up on the cushen
put your feet upon the dash bord upsid down
cos if your the one who had my daughter
then if i where you ide aughtea
pack up and get out of town.

Yes Ime the one who did the pushing
put the staine upon the cushen
put the footprints on the dashbord up side down
but ever since I had your daughter
ive had troubble passing water
so I think that makes us even all around#

*Smiles and waves to Bob whilst unobtrusively inserting some cotton wool into her ears*

Very nice dear!

*trying verry hard to focus on her*
oh good an ordeance thought I was alone glad you liked it now I am off
*gets shakilly to his feet and staggers off.*