h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*clatter of high heels
Wow!
You have transporter facilities!
I am impressed!
Welcome Mr. C!
We serve anything your heart desires!
My personal favourite it the PGGB...will you join me?
Hope you enjoy your stay here, it's a lovely place, when the threads are working....

*walks into the bar and sees G.B. and some stranger, looks around and notices empty glasses and cleans them up*

*walks behind the bar* what can I get for you stranger? *makes G.B. her usually PGGB and hands it to her*

Why, of course I'll join you! Thankyou!

*buys a couple of PGGB's...*

Yes, my facilities are excellent...
I am a scientist, and a sole owner of The Space Station Big C, orbiting h2g2 at http://www.h2g2.com/A302608

I am also GalaGroup Overseer to the Multi-Galactic Governmental House of San Beta...

*GB sits open mouthed then remembers her PGGB so she drinks it....
Tell me more!

Oh, there's so much about me to say...
It would be best if you read my User Page...

* M.K walks past a winks at G.B thinking she has more front the entire beachfront at Southend... *

Lord M.K*

Sir! Lord M.K*! Petunia & Nexus Seven have done a bunk with her Ladyship's jewels! I hope you're insured Sir, I really do! Glad it wasn't your family jewels they took, Sir, gee.....

~looks around~
Is it safe to come back in now?
~goes to bar and puts together a pierced nipple~

What's this about family jewels?
And what have you told MK about our weekend in Southend Galaxy Babe?

*Jamie pokes his head round the door.*

Ah, here you are GB. Now, give me a toilet brush and some marigold gloves or things could get very nasty around here...

*begins to look slightly worried himself...*

*then presses a few buttons on his Watch when Jamie threatens the peace...*

* M.K stares blinking for a moment... Well it's not everyday you get correspondance telling you that your family jewels are in someone else's hands... *

* Then finally realises all the more important items are safely locked away... from prying eyes... and wayward hands... *

Yes, I'll definitely get someone to look into it...

When I'm back in my private chambers...

Lord M.K*

Evening all.
*thinks about making some kind of "family jewels" joke, but realises everyone else has beaten him to it*
Pint of champagne please.

*hands over drinks* well is very nice to meet you Big C *reaches out hand to shake* I'll be sure to stop by when I'm through here. *looks at Lord M.K.* now wouldn't you like for someone's wondering eyes and hands to find thoose jewls of yours?

I'm sure there are lots of people that would help MK find his family jewels.

More drinks anyone?

* He coughs and spills some of his drink... *

CERTAINLY !!!

The first person to lay their hands on my jewels will get a sizable reward !!!

* He coughs... *

Lord M.K*

Which particular jewels are you talking about? I have informaltion that might be useful (really I do), or I have these tongs.

~gets tongs out of her pocket and leers at MK~

I want to know what the reward is before I lay my hands on your jewels.

* Stares at Mina open mouthed... *

Uh...The reward Doctor will be £ 10,000 pounds sterling !!!

* Stares at Mina open mouthed... *

Lord M.K*

http://www.h2g2.com/F48940?thread=74871 Shut your mouth dear, there's a bus coming. Don't know if the above is any help or not, but I'll have that ten grand if that's ok. ~innocently~ Don't you like my tongs?