h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep, one for me - hmm, maybe a G & T?

I haven't got the photo yet, but I am realy looking forward to seeing it from the description. It might just be that it is in the void between sending and receiving as some things are, failing that, just resend it to mailto:[email protected] and I should get it then.

I'll have a drink if anyone's serving.
*winces in pain*
Don't worry about me, I'll be... owww! ...fine.

Did anyone see me at the ball last night, I turned myself into this gorgeour yellow and red dragon that always goes looking for the best parties, and I don't know which party I ended up at. PS I know it's a silly question here, but are we missing any vergins, as I don't seem to be very hungry, and that dragon does have quite a taste for them.

Hi Dr.E, I'll help you with that drink - champagne or something else?

Hi xyroth - did we met till know? How are you?
Heh heh, I don't think, you ate vergins last night - there aren't any around, you know *grin*
So the question is: WHAT did you eat then?!

*pours herself a PGGB and sits at the bar*

I could give a hightly sexually charged reply to that, but I tend to be to much of a gentleman (unless asked nicely that is ). And I know that I didn't eat any of the h2g2 villains, as they all seem to be here as well. Oh well, we will find out who (i mean what) I ate when they (or it) stop appearing on h2g2.

What do you mean there aren't any virgins around?
What an insult.
I'm virtually a virgin.

Ev, just how badly damaged are you? Either let me see so I can kiss it better, or stop moaning!
I've got to go to work now, Kasia, Galaxy Babe, all my regular drinking buddies, have loads for me (of drinks or anything else you fancy). See you all in about 9 hours.

Oh don't worry, I'm fine... I can get around on just the one leg.
Pint of champagne please, Kasia...

I'll have a PGGB too, please! All that w*rk! I'm sh****d out!
But at least that's my shift over...
*collects her drink & sits beside sea
"Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside....."
Sorry, sea, couldn't resist.
So, what are the sleeping arrangements for tonight?
Me & you in Room 11?

*thinks*
Mmmm, sleeping arrangements...

Oh, Tweetie, our dinner is just being served in the dining room! Let's get back there & eat it while it's hot!

*Rushes in*
Where Tweetie?
*looks round to see if she's chained herself to anything*

*grins*
*comes up behind Will and taps him on the shoulder*
*watches him jump and then soars out of the room- in the direction of the staircase...*

This is silly - I like it!

Aha, so this highwayman was you last night, Dr.E?

*Kasia hands Dr.E his champagne - cheers*

*Gwennie saunters into the bar, settles onto a bar stool, crossing her legs in a not so lady-like manner which makes everyone thankful that she's wearing trousers*

Hello everyone! Who do I ask for service here and can I run up a bar tab, please?

Hi, Gwennie, it seems Mandarb has his free weekend, so I try to help out.

A Tanglefoot for you, Gwennie, or something else?

Hi Kasia, I'll have a Tequila Sunrise.

How did you know?

Yes please for the Tanglefoot and if there's any "something else" going also, I could be persuaded...