h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, such a nice guy he was. Such a smile!
He's worth of tinkling

Doobie doobie doo..... ::runs around swinging his ::

Watch your step, Joe. We have here some remains of the oxygen tent which are transforming into Xmas decorations.
Would you like to have ?
*finds a for herself, starts having breakfast, it's 8.15 a.m.for her*

Hi Hati! Hi Joe! Careful of those solid foods ... never eat on an empty stomach! Wouldn't mind a beer, though

Here you are, Kes.
*hands *
Have you been IRL? What's the weather like?

*waking up from a long and aunpleasant sleep*

Morning everybody! It starts looking really x-massy in here! Is the espresso reactor under pressure already?

Currently, in my patch of RW, it's a sunny 28 degrees. Thanks for the beer! *Glug!* First today! Needed that!
Are you keeping well, Hati? How are your cacti?

The espresso reactor is about to start.
Me and my cacti are all as well as we could be at +2 degrees. It means we are all quite sleepy. If I look out of the window it always seems that the rain will start in 5 minutes. Practically it never does. So the cacti try to be little naughty just for keeping going and I am suffering from wagging my tongue.
Who needs ?

I'll stick to beer, thanks. I tried sobering up once ... years ago ... didn't like what I saw

Hati, I'd love a strong as a preheater to start my day.

In my part of RW it's 9 AM now, and we have some foggy 10°C outside. It's the very same every Friday morning: When I see Kes taking his first , I think I could die for being half a day ahead in time. On the other hand, when the end of the world comes, I still have some hours left. (It's always good to know the end of the world comming when you're in a bar, just ask Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect).

Quite right, J. This is why one should always be in a bar ... somewhere.

And I'm trying to keep myself sober enough for coping RL. I think if I loose control over RL it stops existing.

But RL inside a bar can only exist if you keep drinking .....

Well, coffee has almost the same effect. The best selfdestroying effect appears when you drink etc

You may be right, Hati, but how real is real life really? Does it exist really, or is it just an illusion caused by the absence of a decent flush?

Sometimes the so called "real life" seems to be a wall around me that grows higher and higher and higher. I only can tear it down sometimes by escaping into the realms of the world beyond the "real" one.

I don't want to enforce the use of addictive drugs. But a couple of 's from time to time with your friends.

... can be quite nice.

Sorry. My fantasy has maken me stumble over my keyboard.

Reality???!!! *Covers ears with hands*
No swearing in the bar!

Just had time to sneak in here for a . All our computer-systems are down. Only thing working atm is the java-server... (sorry)

Jeremey, being half a day ahead of Kes won't help us if the end of the world comes counter-clock-wise - i.e. from Florida...

And I was just getting happy...

RL - sometimes it really isn't so real. It's easier to be myself (and real) in here than in the cold, windy and hostile world.