h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lucky me! No addiction to movies. But Whoopi is great.
*sneezes wistfuly*
I guess I need something stronger.
*pours herself a drop of vodka then another drop thinks a little and tooks the bottle with her*
What is an addiction anyway?!
The weather is too windy and several other reasons ...

Take care, Hatifnat, you are about to catch a terrible cold!

Get yourself a hot espresso and a shot of Grappa. Drink the espresso and pour the grappa into the empty (but still hot!) cup. Down that mixture, it's the "acid rain equivalent" to every flu virus.

Then get yourself some sweet and juicy fruit (bananas, strawberries, watermelons, peas, peaches, whatever you like) and put some fresh milled pepper on top. (No kidding, I said pepper!).

If you have never tried stawberries with pepper, you have not been alive yet.

jfsjbb, of Asymmetric Hydrochronology

All this sounds so terrible that I should try it. Later on.
Now I start with espresso and grappa.

*is back after taking a little naughty cactus back to the Cactus Study Garden*
I'll finish this day in tequila. could you pour me one? I'm going to drown into it finding the meaning of bold cacti.
just in case...

Here you go Hat.

BTW should we start a new thread this one is getting a bit long? What do you guys think

::In an alcoholic stupor:: This looks like someone getting punched!

A new thread?

Sounds like new wallpapers in a bar I've hardly grown accustomed to. How long was the longest thread ever on h2g2? DO we have a realistic chance to beat that?

:gets himself a :

Why a new thread? What would be the advantage of that?

Is it still possible to get a Blushing Pirate here?

If not I would like an

I'm gonna ask if anyone knows the longest thread...and we are gonna beat it no matter what...OK?

WHO'S WITH ME???!!!???

AYE!!!!!! Oi Oi Oi!!!!!!!! LOL

Please keep your voice down Joe - I'm badly hung over from all the . I think I need one , two 's and three 's

Oh, and a couple of alka seltzers would be nice too...

Hey Pierce,
you should better get one , two and three , plus four s.

::passes the whole order to Pierce::

You'll see the as , anyhow.

I'll go for the maximum thread.

Well, I may SEE the as - but I will only be able to FEEL one

Thanks for the drinks, though. As soon as the second arrives would you be so kind as to serve us ?

three and a with an oxygen tent ?

Leave out the doc - four is a crowd!

(I could do with the oxygene though!)

*leaves bar, goes outside, comes back with a inflatable oxygen tent*

Hey , here you are! It's very simple and straightforward: You just have to pull that little red leash, and the tent inflates.

Have fun!

Thank you!

*pulls little red leash and a tent is inflated. Unfortunately it turns out to be an inflatable tent from a M*A*S*H - big enough for 20 soldiers wounded in battle*

Yikes! Look out, folks!

escapes through a side door with and

I should have known better. Never trust a pierced pirate. Says he needs a oxygen tent and dashes off with two s.

At least that tent is a quite comfortable place for a little snooze.

*lies down inside the tent with a , a piece of , some and some *

*Hangs out a sign: DO NOT DISTURB! DO NOT FEED INHABITANT! DRINKS WELCOME!!*

*and another sign: THERE'S LOTS OF ROOM IN THIS TENT. IF SOMEONE WANTS TO COME IN FOR A LITTLE NAP, FEEL FREE TO DO SO.*

*Enters and looks in amazement at the oxygen tent*

*sticks a through the door*