h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

falls to the floor still foaming but smiling because he wants it to stay a friendly site

*dries self off and gets in to oversized scrubs that have been offered her, rolls up trousers and sleeves*

(er, stepping out of role play to ask liquid warrior, if they are playing,or are really not enjoying the tone, as wouldn't want to be unfriendly)

gives Peanut a hug nd helps her to clear up the appalling mess

Requests 2 sets of scrubs, some scissors, safetly pins, and duct tape as some restyling is needed.

*Give Kasdog a and back and grins, hands Herenna scissors, duct tape, some pilfered scrubs and an assortment of buttons*

Whips out his tools and assist the ladies to remodel their scrubs into high fashion operating tabards ready for the operation!

*Tells kasdog to kneel and hold the pins. Converts scrubs into cheongsams.*

kneels down to do as he is told and kneels on a dropped safety pin, screams in agony at the sight of a drop of blood and faints

*Rolls eyes and tuts at the wuss then covers the tiny speck of blood with a bit of duct tape.

Dons scrubs ready to assist if needed. Wonders where he put that book on do it yourself operations

Keeps eyes clenched shut, remains limp on the floor, and hopes one of the ladies applies mouth to mouth resuss!!

*produces a slice or perfectly ripe durian out of nowhere and hold it under the apparently unconscious man's nose. He twitches, retches and sits up, knocking the durian slice far away.*

pumps kasdog's chest to help restore life.

* Gently but firmly pulls Liquid Warrior off Kasdog, to avert unnecessary broken ribs*

*wrinkles nose at appalling smell from Durion fruit and then looks admiringly at Herenna's outfit*

glares at the liquid Warrior, smiles at herrana and puckers up to peanut hoping for a

*flaps Kasdog with floor mop and points towards Durian fruit, shows him a picture of Peanut in her favourite skinny jeans and hands do up and down motion at her baggy scrub trousers held up in wurzel fashion with bailer twine, raises very stern s*

*Restyles another set of scrubs into something more or less like Peanut's favourite skinny jeans*

* Herenna and nips behind bar to do a discrete change, folds up now favourite baggy scrubs and puts into magic handbag*

*comes out and does an enthusiastic twirl to show off new skinny scrubs and...*

*Peanut trips over kasdog who still hasn't got up"

sits up suddenly with tears in his eyes wondering why Peanut kicked him