h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Checks the quality of the and by sampling four different pints.

watches with disbelief as Herrena falls over in a drunken stupor

Thinks; Oh dear, that wasn't my plan at all. I just wanted to make friends.
Goes to library for book on helping to relieve hangovers.

Is astonished someone goes to the library and wonders why they do not have a kindle

Gestures groggily at the abundant lack of sockets from which to power an e reader.

rolls eyes in despair about the lack of modern facilities in the library van

Wonders what a kindle is

Throws one with a flat battery at a relatively soft part of the liquid warrior's anatomy.

*deftly catches Herenna's kindle and plugs it into a already fully charged solar charger*

Adds Peanut to a notebook of those to call on in the event of a zombie apocalypse or similar.

*shows Herenna her best hiding places*

*locates several other people hiding in them*

*runs off to check secret, secret place with her majority stock of sloe gin*

*Idly dusts off bottle of sloe gin found under a floorboard under the table*

thinks to himself 'if it's not beer it is sloe gin with her, shakes head in despair

*washes up glasses for some vintage sloe gin*

*opens bottle and pours it into enough glasses for anyone who wants some*

Discovers the complete works of Sherlock Holmes on Kindle and starts to re-read them all over again.,

Would like say thank you for the kindle, and wonders if he owes anyone anything for it.

starts searching for his stolen kindle