h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*cheetah landing on Miss Muffet revives her, then she see a cheetah on top of her and spider out of corner of eye and faints again*

*notices that everyone seems to be staggering crookedly, wonders if it is the smelling salts*

*points at staggering crookedly with eight legs *

*jasm doesn't seem to be staggering anymore, more kind of floating*

*Jasm is no longer present.*

*squints at what could be a cloud, fairly sure it is a <jasm though*

**gets some of the salts on his nose, and breaks into a four-legged break dance of sorts, with no control over his body**

**continues to break dance closer and closer to the staggering giant with a panicked look on his face**

**muffet still knocked out**

**giant still rolling around**

** like cloud not helping**

**wonders where the X went**

*muffet gets up*

*puts out foot to stop Peanut rolling downhill

and wipes Black Cheetah's nose* *nice*

*s at the terrified

*ouch* that made her

**surprised that the was scared, thankful that he is no longer **

**walks toward the , who gets more panicked... pats him on the leg, and soothes him down**

**is happy to find another friend in this world**

**the spider beckons towards the open portal and jumps back**

**wonders if I should follow, looks at the jasm and the giant **

*miss Muffet has yet to get into body language of *

*a reflex shudder accidently plings Peanut upwards and towards the open portal*

**seeing his friend jump through the portal, the follows suit**

**the portal takes the cat through a worm hole, the meows at the wonderful stars in display and then suddenly falls on top of the giant . There seems to be no sign of yet.

The starts walking towards a giant castle of sorts, and there on top of the balcony is waving for us to come up**

**wonders how she got up so fast, jumps on the 's back and the starts climbing up the great wall**

Perran wanders in scratches his head, wonders how the hell he got there and creeps towards a giant spider doughnut in hand

Wonders what has happened to this thread while he has been away. No-one seems to have been here for a while, too.

Arrives with doctored watermelon, popcorn and a hammock. Finds two trees to string it between.

*helps self to doctored water melon and sits in a deck chair*

Wonders why he can't get a signal on mobile, then realises it is a silent thread. Is very pleased as he hates being interupted by the mobile ringing. Wonders what happened to that deklightful young lady who was expecting a baby a while ago who used to post on this thread.

*Weaves chair out of al dente spaghetti for jimbobd*

Hangs dart board on wall, wonders if some-one will join him in a game.

fishes out slighly rusty set of darts

Offers cleaning material for darts

Accepts it and wonders if there's any beer around.

Offers new set of darts and