h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*points to Proudhon poster with a famous quote in large letters*

retreats in tears to a corner of the library wondering if they have found out he cannot read

*hands kasdog a cup of proper *

takes tea with trembling hands and ruins taste by dripping tears in it

*Hands kasdog a large soft hanky which looks suspiciously like a towel.*

laughs hystericaly because he notices the number 42 embroidered on the towels corner

Wasn't aware that the gift he'd been given was, in fact, stolen property. Hands it back with apoligies.

*looks mournfully at the empty sloe gin bottle*

looks around to see if anyone is going to make a fresh cup of tea for him

*Hands kasdog the kettle and points in the geneal direction of the tea caddy*

*unearths a long forgotten bottle of extra special sloe gin and hands it to Peanut*

Wonders if this drink should be alllowed in here, once upon a time it was only mountain dew

removes sloe gin from Peanutdrinks down in one swallow hands Peanut tea with a smirk and sinks gracefully to the ground as a drl patch spreads slowly over the front of his kilt

*puts Kasdog in recovery position, leaves mop and bucket and hand washing crystals nearby*

mixes hand wash crystals with contents of mop bucket and drinks with a sigh of contentment.

Look up medical adbive in case kasdog has a nasty reaction to chemicals in bucket.

*plots revenge as people in hazmat suits manhandle everyone into decontamination tent due to Kasdog foaming at the mouth*

smiles dreamily as he feels his body gently floating towards the ceiling

*plots more revenge as she sees her favourite skinny jeans going into incineration bag, clenches everything as hosing down begins*

*starts to enjoy being pressured hosed, indicates to hazmat person the tension points in back for another going over*

Thinks that this used to be such a friendly cheerful little site.