h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

**yelps and jumps up and down crazy since the tongue hurts, immediately runs toward the hut to see if there is any cold water...finds a stream behind the hut and drops the mouth inside to let the burn cool**

*offers stronger pain relief*

*but points to stream,holds up all fingers and thumbs up, points to tongue and stream again,keep your tongue in for 10 minutes*

then swallow,

*indicates 'not tongue'*

*offers pain relief*

**feeling much better after 10 minutes of being submerged**

**rolls back and sticks out tongue so that peanut can do a massage**

*puts paracetamol on Cheetah's tongue and pats his head sympathtically*

**after two weeks worth of rest and being healed, the cheetah happily follows the giant peanut who takes care of him**

*nods at black cheetah, puts picnic in backpack, packs emergancy first aid kit, tool kit and fills up hip flasks, checks torch and head to forest*

*sees a curiously shaped tree in the forest, that peanut is leaning on*

*the tree seems to be two trunks that make a heart shape and combine at the top*

*while staring at it, something shimmers in the middle*

*shimmer*
*shimmer*

*something seems to appear, it's a giant !*

the cheetah, to protect his friend jumps and knocks the giant peanut away from the tree

*The peanut lands in front of Jasm, who sniffs it somewhat dubiously and nudges it with his hoof.*

*sees stars* *

*nudges jasm back*

*staggers to feet and over to Cheetah, gives and and cookie*

*looks quizzically at the jasm ??

*Jasm trots up to the giant autonomous Peanut and "baahs" in a friendly manner.*

**blushes, and drinks his and munches on the giant cookies, his favorite!**

**wonders where jasm showed up from... and does not like the competition for the giant peanut's attention**

**stretches and gingerly walks up to the and bares his teeth, to scare it away**

*puts hands on hips, taps foot loudly and wags finger at cheetah*

**whimpers and put its tail between its legs**

**snobs his nose as the is beneath him**

**the giant jumps out of the shimmering and slowly crawls toward the **

**the sheep baas and steps away in fear**

**the cheetah bares its teeth and circles the wondering how it will take on this foe**

*ground shakes as a giantess dressed as Little Miss Muffet sits on her tuffet*

* speeds up his web and looks evilly at cheetah and Miss Muffet*

**is taken aback by the giant lady who just came plopping down**

**noticed smugly that the little miss muffet sat on a tuffet.. the tuffet happened to be jasm**

*giantess giggles as wiggles and then leaps to her feet and picks up poor and dusts them off*

*she spies , faints, cheetah has to leap out of way to avoid a squishing*

* laughs its woolly socks off*

*Peanut tries to revive Little Miss Muffet with smelling salts, at least she hopes they are smelling salts, they are definitely smelly*

*Dazed and confused, Jasm stumbles crookedly out of the Thread.*

**feels trepiditious with the return of the giant ... jumps on Miss muffett and attempts to wake her**

**wonders if the salts are making her more sleepy**

**wonders where the jasm went, as they could be helpful in making miss muffett giggle again**