h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Peanut had wandered out the back door of the apparently empty hut
noticing the Black Cheetah dozing peacefully under a tree, headed back to the statue

*licks it, convinced that it has psychadelic properties*

*screws up face liquorish*

*hears a commotion coming from the hut so turns back to investigate*

Fee at last!
Free I tells ya"!
OOpps shouldn't be speaking, but have been trapped in there for 6 years.

*tries to speak but the liqourish has kicked in*

*Opens fridge and finds a can of delicious Diet Mountain Dew. Sits on a couch and lounges around, drinking his Mountain Dew. Watches everyone else to see what happens.*

Flops into hammock, guzzles mountain dew to clear throat,hopes people will forgive him for outburst. Wonders of anyone will remember him after all these years. Glad to be back.

scratches head and thinks he remembers that person asleep in the hammock

Slightly loosens rope at one end of the hammock to see what happens.

*Loosens the rope at the other end.*

Laughs like a drain at the sight of broken bones

Looks at bones and wonders whose they are. Drifts out of room.

Follows The Warrior whilst wondering what he is up to.

*Waves at everyone to get their attention.* *Hovers his mouse over the following green text and makes a sharp jabbing motion with his right index finger.* http://h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=8298110&post=110684890#p110684890 *Winks.*

**really confused on whats happening here, wonders if he has been sucked into peanut's psychedelic dreams from the liquorish...**

**sees hammocks, magical floating refrigerators in the fields of wheat, two people still clinging in front of a single-door closet, sees liquid bones all over the freaking place**

**sees a giant peanut still licking the exotic statue**

**decides that since it is already like this, might as well join in the fun and licks the statue as well**

**tongue gets stuck to the statue and starts seeing dancing angels and cherubs around it, the peanut has gotten bigger**

* unsticks Black cheetah's tongue from statue as gentley as she can*

*ouch looks at black cheetah sympatically, know that felt like ripping like a plaster*

*know your tongue hurts, but rendering bones also*

*holds nose*

*indicates lets leg it*

*loks out for Herenna, surely I'll spot her in her hat*

Whips out pencil and notebook.

*Goes back inside and racks up a game of pool.*

Chalks cue, thinking; Now this is really my game. Proudly shows Awards and trophies.

*wonders if Stone Aart is running a book*

Checks wallet to see if there is enough cash for a bet if the bookie turns up