h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Lil returns to the King's sitting room... and gently smiles at what had just occurred*

*ben comes out nice and clean wearing the kings old clothes* right how do i look? i managed to keep the room clean this time.

*Lil smiles.. then realises she has seen this man before.. on a portrait somewhere*

You look fine Ben.. now eat some food.. *busies herself by serving him food and ale*

thank you m,lady. *starts to eat* thmphhis is vemmphhry good! oh sorry where are my mannners! this is very nice, thank you m,lady. *smiles

You must be starving man!!.. Eat up!

When you have finished, I must be getting back to the Throne Room before Sir Fenrir realises I have left my station.. *smiles nervously*

i am! will you need me to stay with you? i feel stronger already!

I would appreciate that very much.. thank you..

after what you have done for me it is the least i can do, *finishes meal and gulp down the rest of the ale*

I had better get back to my station then.. *holds out her hand to assist Ben*

thank you m,lady. *opens door for her*

*she smiles and leads the way back to the Throne Room*

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*Lil runs back into the King's Quarters*

Where would he put the stones?

*She searches through the bureau...nothing!*

*She searches his bedroom...nothing*


The Screen Room!.. *she runs to the wall panels and pushes the beading*


*The wall slides back and she opens the door into the room where the screens are hidden... She feels about the walls.. and finds another button in the beading, it springs open*

*Lil smiles broadly as she sees the bag of stones at the back of secret cupboard and pulls it out*



WELL.. WHO DO WE HAVE HERE? *Lil spins round at a voice familiar yet different*..

Fenrir?

HAHAAA.. SO YOU KNOW MY WITLESS COUSIN EH? *The man moves threateningly towards her*

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*limps down the corridor calling lil's name*

Lady lil!!! are you there?

*Lil attempts to by pass the stranger when she hears Fenrir's voice*

*Suddenly a hand grabs her around the neck and pushes her against the wall*

NO MY LADY!! SO YOU ARE THE KING'S BRIDE TO BE.. MAYBE I COULD CHANGE YOUR MIND!

*he leans forward to demand a kiss..Lil screams NO at the top of her voice.. but he has a firm hold of her*

*freezes* oh no, not here...

*barges through the door*

i'm here, cousin! give yourself up or die!

*He lifts the Orb and laughs at Fenrir*

COME AND GET ME COUSIN!!

*Suddenly Lil and the Wolfman are gone.. but on the floor is the bag of stones that the soldiers of Restite will need to enter the Dimension*

Sir Steve chases in after Fenrir.

LADY LIL.

Steve charges past Fenrir and towards the Black wolf.

Get off her you bastard.

His power and speed wrentchs the wolf away from lady lil and Fenrir follows the Steve onto the beast

STEVE! its too late they've gone! now take a stone

*puts stone round neck* now whats this room?

*enters room*

look at this! *searches*

there they are! now come on!

*disappears and enters the dimension*

COME BACK HERE YOYU DOG!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

Oh fucking hell.

Grabs a stone and chases through after Fenrir.

~~~~~~ in the dimension ~~~~~~~~

*draws sword*

stand and surrender!! you have no hope! your home is destroyed!!