h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to my quarters.

I bow to thee, my leige.

Could you bow to me when im not in the shower

sorry.

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*Lil grabs the first door and enters*

*she looks about the room and finds it empty.. and slumps into the armchair near the fireplace*


What the hell am I doing here? I don't know a thing about being a diplomat! *begins to pick at the gold braiding on the arm of the chair*

*Enters* What are you doing in here? I just came in to change in to my evening wear, *Disappears in to massive cupboard and emerges wearing royal evening wear. You look troubled, you shouldnt be troubled Restite Island is a place of Fun, now do you have any dispaches from the things, i am presuming not your job as a diplomat will be pretty easy, we hardly converse with the things.

*Lil is horrified to find herself in the King's bedroom*


I.. I.. I.. Ooh... *curtsies*


OOh Lordy.. he has just got changed with me in the room </>


No Sire, I will leave.. sorry..


*heads for the door*

Its ok lil you can roam anywhere, its an honest hour, and i know you werent snooping,

Sire?

Perhaps I should return to my own quarters.. my luggage will be unpacked now.. Edwina is a most proficient maid..


*opens the door and peeps into the corridor to ensure no one sees her leaving the Kings' room*


Until later Sire.. *she leaves*

*knocks on door to kings chamber* sire?

yes ben

*enters* sire i need to take leave of the castle for a few days, i need to see a man about a dog, he also has some new raptors for you. is there anything else sire would like?

Some Rabbits, i had 7 but they all died, hmm and if you could ask if anyone else wants any pets. Just be sure and not bring in anything that might damage the other animals living here. Oh and nothing for shooting. I do not try to force my vegitarianism but one thing i do not tolerate is hunting for fun. Have a good time ben, I trust your wise judgement on whatever you bring back, heres a letter of approval from a budgetary stance *hands over letter after stamping it* Just do not lose that letter, the last guy that lost a letter ended up costing me 400,000 and although its not much it could have gone to better use. Safe travels.

*Leaves room*

thank you sire! *turns to leave* where shall i ask the others sire?

*the king brushes past ben* he must be on important regal duty. *leaves*

*Enters and flops straight on the bed, begins to feel very depressed* *Shouts loudly to the walls* Am i a king, what kind of a King, Im surely not as great as those before me, Such a clumsy baffoon, my words oh my words get so messed up whenever I speak and I am so unsure of myself. *Walks forward and pulls a painting back, and in the wall suddenly appears a door he walks through and sits down in a chair* I wish i didn't have to lie to lil about where i am tonight and where i was before, Ah my excuses would be so worn if she only knew the farmers are very good at what they do. (He wispered under his voice) she is so kind *the door closes behind him as a voice booms* "Welcome back King Paol"

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*Emerges from the wall, misty eyed and Leaves Room.*