h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello everyone! Is the proprietress around?
I just wondered if she stocks my favourite herbal tea.

~walks in conviniently at that moment~

If she doesn't, just pop over to Kettlebastin. (http://www.h2g2.com/A419069) I have my own herb garden and there's not much that I don't grow. A new face it the village is always welcome.

Thank you! I'll drop by with my doggies, if that's okay.

No problem, Buster is totally socialised.

*Phillipa rushes back into the shop, sets a big plate of cheesy biscuits in front of the librarian, forgetting her shyness in front of his attractive fair-haired self because she is so flustered and out of breath atm.*

I've just delivered a basket to that cat who moved into the big tower on number 26, and I think she keeps a dragon about the place. ~huff-huff~

What can I get you?

What is this I hear about a dragon??, I really must visit there than,. maybe there's some lost treasure as well.

A dragon?
Excellent!
I wonder if it would let me have a scale when it sheds one.

There is always treasure near dragons, as they have to eat it like birds have to eat grit. Any leftover, they just sleep on it.

You woudn't feel like coming along with me, we could split the treasure 50/50. There prob. be enough to buy the whole village the vavoom if you wanted to ofcouse.

Wait a sec. what's the age of this dragon, caus if it's a baby it won't have any treasure at all.

I'll go with you, but not to kill it!
I only want a scale, and I can get that by asking nicely I should think.
I don't want any treasure.

I never dais anything about killing the him, I respect these creatures, Ass for the treasure, I'm only looking for one thing as well. My fathers sword, it was stolen by some thugs and I got the word that a dragon is keeping it right now. So if he has it I'm sure he will give it back to me, it's the last thing that reminds me off him,

Ok then, that sounds good, number 26 I think Philippa said.

well we're off then.

HEy ho hey ho hey ho

I can't see anyone living at number 26.

The dragon is called Blighty. I left before I actually laid eyes on it, so I don't know how old it is. Greebo T. Cat lives at A429572.

*Pours herself a cup of tea with a shaking hand.*

Be careful!

*Calls after the retreating visitors*

Take some fish with you! Dragons like fish!

Oh thanks I'm sure we can use it.

Fish?

*Phillipa gives Gwennie A Look.*

What can I get you, Gwennie? Thanks for tying up the dogs outside.

*flutter of wings*

G'evening folks,

may I have some Earl Grey with hot milk, Phillipa?

How are things going in here?

*Phillipa sets a pot of brewing Earl Grey, a mug of hot milk, and three complimentry digestive biscuits on a tray in front of Kasia.*

Things are fine here, but have you seen my Auntie's hair? She's had it colored a bright apricot shade. So embarrassing. She acts like she's a twenty year old. My mother always told me that Auntie led a wild life when she was younger.