h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A cup of tea and a scone if you'd be so kind.
I've been trying to beat my herb garden into some sort of order, and I just had to get out for a while. It's always difficult to get the place how you like it when you first move in.
I look forward to next year when everything will hve settled down.

How are you today?

Goodday,

Those herb gardens can kill you, you know.

I would again like a nice cup of blackberry tea, hold the milk and suger.

"not knowing if the question was meant for him he takes a gamble"

I'm fine today, how is the rest of your cottage coming along???

The question was meant for anyone who was listening. How can herb gardens kill you?

I have unpacked a bit in the cottage, but haven't really paid a lot of attention to most of it. Just the important bits. I really need to get the garden finished first. Until the pub opens it's my only income.

I meant that herb gardens can 1 break your spirit caus of the laods of work and 2 you can be so tired after working in a herb garden you feel quite dead.

And there's always the options with the garden tools and the weird strangled by an herb thing Althoug the last one seems somewhat strange and not to happen.

I understand now.
It is tiring, but the thing with herb gardens is that there is always something growing there that will help with fatigue, or aching muscles.

As to the weird strangled by an herb thing, you should come and see me at Kettlebastin (http://www.h2g2.com/A419069), I've probably got something that will help you with these episodes.

DO you wan't a chocolate chip cookie, they just put some fresh baked ones on the counter????

Well, I was waiting for a scone, but cookies sound good.

~passes Mina a cookie and takes one for himself also, looks around to see if there are any others, but finds out there are none.~

These cookies sure taste gooddon't they???

Thanks, they are definitely worth giving up on the scone.

Do you think anyone works here? Although if they don't, that makes these cookies slightly mysterious.

Evening everyone

Is anyone serving here - I could just murder a nice pot of tea

I haven't seen anyone serving since I got here. Have one of these cookies that appeared on the counter.
I haven't seen any tea, but if when you say "murder" you mean "drink" you are welcome to come back to Kettlebastin (http://www.h2g2.com/A419069) for a cup if you can't get one here.
That book is every so helpful, I mean, interesting.

*picks up a cookie and eats it *

These are really top notch cookies - glad you're enjoying the book Mina - I'll look out for anything similar. How is the herb garden doing ?

Hi Arutha, sorry for interrupting, - how are the sagas going?

It's not too bad, I've got most of the plants in, I just need to tidy the place up a bit now.

Really, this is too much, I'm sorry chaps, but I really need a cup of tea, and as there is no one about here to serve, I am going back to Kettlebastin to make my own.
Goodbye for now.

I don't know I quess there doing okay.

*flutter of wings
Hello?
mari-rae?
oh, is there anyone here?
I am just bursting to tell someone.....
*rushes out

*flutter of wings*

Hi folks,

any chance for a Earl Grey cup with some hot milk?

Mari-Rae?

Oh, hi Arutha, do you know where the tea pot is?

I think this is a magical tea pot, caus for every person that walkes in here they use the same pot, but different tea is coming out.

Anyway I thought I had seen it on the counter.

Gosh - how fantastic, who'd like another cup

*helps all to another cup of tea of their choice *

*Phillipa rushes into the Shoppe and hurries to fill everyone's order. There are fresh scones, and pots of hot tea, cakes, little sandwiches, bread and butter, more tea, flavored coffees, and espresso.*

Sorry, I was out delivering baskets. I think Auntie is over at the Vicar's. Can I get you all anything else?

Do you have any of those little biscuits - you know the cheesy ones