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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 3, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN walks into the café and looks around, pleased to see everybody is present at the café this evening. He heads towards the counter and says*
Hello everybody! How are we all today? Could I have a cup of 
and a 
please?
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Oct 3, 2005
yes, very artificial. I had to switch to 
! It was that or "christmas-flavoured" green tea, but it seemed to have more E-numers than tea!
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 3, 2005
Christmas-flavoured? Hmm...
Hello, Cy!
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 3, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN addresses Dmitri*
Hello Dmitri!
*Then he addresses whoever happens to be behind the counter*
Now, I don't wish to sound impatient, but I am rather hungry and thirsty, and I would very much appreciate it if my order of a cup of and a could be fulfilled with some haste. Thank you.
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Oct 3, 2005
Sorry, Cy, I doubt talking to the broom will help - you'll have to get it yourself!
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Oct 3, 2005
*am imp brings Cy his food and *
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 3, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN sighs and heads round to the other side of the counter in order to make his cup of and a , saying as he passes over to the other side of the counter*
We really ought to hire a waiter or waitress in this café.
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Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Oct 3, 2005
*imp tips Cy's back (can't reach the shoulder) holding up and *
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 3, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN sees the cup of and the waiting for him on the table next to his usual seat in the corner of the café and, with a smile of pleasant surprise on his face, goes over to his seat and sits down. He starts eating his and occasionally sipping his cup of *
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Oct 3, 2005
We have a waitress, me. But I'm a bad one, hence the name
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 3, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN calls out from his seat*
I see. I could build you a cyborg waiter if you like! 
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Oct 3, 2005
What? Competition? No thanks!
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Oct 3, 2005
Ugh, my flatmate just made called "Brennende Liebe" - it's pink and smells like a cupful of hot koolaid
I'll pass!
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 3, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN laughs, his mouth crammed with *
Cyborgs are immune to competition Mala. They don't even know what the word means! Except me, as I am unique among the cyborgs of the universe!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Oct 3, 2005
- Wikipedia
The question being who you would use to make the waiter. I for one am happy in my imperfection...
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Oct 3, 2005
He's probably got dozens of pickled people stored in his ship with the scraps of tin. 
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 3, 2005
Does your friend's come with an Elvis record, Mala? 'Hunka Hunak Burning Love'?
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Oct 3, 2005
It's hot pink! I'ts so *artificial* - and she drinks it because she says tea is healthy...
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 3, 2005
*CYBERHUMAN sighs*
There are no humans stored in my spaceship, Mala. I have dozens of ready-made cyborgs in my spaceship however, which just require activation and programming for a specific task, be it serving food and drink or exploring the universe in search of information.
*He finishes eating his and drinking his cup of , and brings over his empty cup to the washing up area so it can be washed*
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 3, 2005
I used to know people back in the day who actually drank hot koolaid - said it was good.
*Shudders and sips *
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- 6461: CYBERHUMAN (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6462: Malabarista - now with added pony (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6463: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6464: CYBERHUMAN (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6465: Malabarista - now with added pony (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6466: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6467: CYBERHUMAN (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6468: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6469: CYBERHUMAN (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6470: Malabarista - now with added pony (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6471: CYBERHUMAN (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6472: Malabarista - now with added pony (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6473: Malabarista - now with added pony (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6474: CYBERHUMAN (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6475: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6476: Malabarista - now with added pony (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6477: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6478: Malabarista - now with added pony (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6479: CYBERHUMAN (Oct 3, 2005)
- 6480: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Oct 3, 2005)
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