h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Going as a berserker?

Why not.
YAAARGH!!! KIIIILL! DIIIIE!!!!!!

Anger drugs - if you want to be REALLY upset, just ask me.
CHAAAAAAAAARGEEE!!!

Let´s have them attack. Do you agree?

*CYBERHUMAN glares at him*

Certainly not. Unless of course you wish to die a slow painful death surrounded by enemies who could snap you in half with one hand. We will do this properly! We will wait until they make their first move!

*Moves to the front of the army assembled in the HQ*

*pats Alef on the neck*

*transforms*

*changes to defense position*

*The sound of feet moving heavily outside emerges. The enemy army is advancing*

*takes a deep breath*

OK, men, the boring part is over!

ok, guys, wake up an´ defend!
*sings pirate song*

*The doors to the main entrance suddenly open of their own accord. As they open to their full width, an army of 5,000 robots stands waiting gloatingly in the gap. The massive humanoid with the gigantic Gatling gun stands to the left of the army. He gives a savage roar and lets loose a hail of bullets from his gun*

*CYBERHUMAN yells*

Everybody! Get down!

*covers*

*shoots a ray of energy at that humanoid*

*upsets her balance suddenly and uses her leg to make Alef fall, and rolls off her*

Cy, do you have any tactical ideas?

*The ray of the energy hits the humanoid right in the chest, but it simply looks down and roars again as the blast is absorbed by the thick black leather outfit that the humanoid wears. The bullets from his Gatling gun bounce off the stone walls of the HQ and whizz past people's heads, narrowly avoiding hitting them in the back of their heads*

*instead fires at opposing army*

*CYBERHUMAN shouts over the noise of the Gatling gun spitting out it's deadly ammunition*

Laser-beams won't work against the humanoid! It's too strong to be defeated by them! When the first line of the robots advance, then we will attack!