h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Er, Greebo...sorry I was flirting with you to get my cottage lot!
I'll go to the eye Dr. jsut as soon as the Villa has one & have my eyes checked! LOL!!!! How could I NOT tell you are female?
*blush* Thanks for giving over the lot. You'll find that I've pre-paid your pub tab for some time to come! And feel free to swim & use my hot tub as you like! The door to Pandora's Box is NEVER locked!"

~grin~... Don't worry... a lot of researchers think me is male... me is used to it... and if me does get a little worried... me can always check to make sure... ~bigger grin~

I'll stop by with a little something I've made for you!

Ohhhhhh... a little something for cute lil ole me... ~grin~... you shouldn't have... ~Greebo thinks about this for a moment... ~

Er... what is me saying... of course you should have... ~grin~

thankyou for all the pressies... ~huggle~

"You are VERY welcome! And may I just comment about the lovely sheen your fur has?!? BTW have you seen a mostly white cat, with Siameese features, one grey ear, one tan ear & a tabby
tail? She's quite vocal & loves anything that shines. She also has a habit of tearing up papper. (useful when bills arrive )
Her name is Precious. I haven't seen her since I moved into the
'Box'! Well, I did see her when I opened the mesh carry-tote I have for her. I thought she would be comfy in there, being able to see out & all. Boy was she mad when I unzipped the door to it!
She yelled something profane & took off! I am so worried about her! She refuses to wear a collar (with her name) no matter how pretty it is! She has huge blue eyes and...*Pan bursts into tears*
if you see her, will you please let her know that I promise she won't have to move again? I think I can persuade the Vet. to give her any treatments she might need at home. *sniff-sniff* I don't mean to be so emotional-but...I'm sure you understand! Thanks,
I'm going to put posters of her up-maybe."..*sobbing too hard to speak-runs out crying*

Ohhhh Pandora... me so sorry... ~Greebo runs after Pandora... and throws herself at her...~ Me wubbles you so much... please don't cry...

*sniff - throws her arms around Greebo* Thank you Greebo! I l Knew of eveyone here you'd truely understand...you're such a sweetie!!! I'm feeling better all ready. *becomes distracted by something? that's attached itself to Greebo's head!!!* A....if you're not too busy right now, what do you say about walking with me to the Vets? I want to put up a poster with Presious' photo &
you MUST have the Doc take a look at this thingy I can't get off your head! OMG!!! It just moved!!! Greebs hold on tightly I'll carry you! This could be nothing or it could be serious!!! Hang on Greebo!!!!!!" *Pandora runs all the way to the Vets with Greebo in her arms...half a block from the Vets Pan starts calling out for the Doctor...there are TWO thingys moving on Greeb's head!!!!* "Dooooooooc!!!! Help Doooc!!!!"

~Greebo is bounced up and down...~ Er... Pandora... what is growing out of my head???

~Greebo tries to see what all the fuss is about~

"Just relax Sweetie...we'll find the Vet! And I promise he won't hurt you...you just need a tick-ickatomy!" *blood is still dripping down Pan's back from Greeb's claws*