h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Indeed, to both the waking and mingling...

*allows DD to take her arm*

excuse us...

*they head back towards the dance floor*

Well, it's 5 PM out here in So. Cal. (Almost time to go home!! Yay!) Have a lovely evening you two! And Joanna, dear, I left a brief msg for you over at your homepage... just so ya know.

*sigh*

Why does RL have to interfere? I wanna stay here with you guys...

Have a good time, all.

I didn't realize DD and Joanna were here! A lovely pair. Excellent and honourable opposition!

Tonight I stick to those Styx cocktails. I intend to wake up in my own bed.

Of course, all generalizations can be proven false. Like those folks that work nights, for example.

See you later, DD.

Indeed Witty, some of us nightowls will keep the posts going.

And don't forget the Canadians. Blame them, just don't forget them.

Eh?

Sorry DD. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

On the contrary, I've heard many intoxicated people say "it".

*looks up from paper*

What? Someone here is intoxicated? How did that happen?

*grabs another brandy.

Oh good, tonight is Surreal Night.
I was just speaking with Gw7en. Apparently she missed her invitation, so I told her by all means to come over. I'm glad she'll find such an unpronounceably sophistciated ... uh, sophixticated ... nice crowd awaiting her.

What's in these cherries?

It has been brought to The Celery's attention that it was h2g2 Editor, Mark Moxon's 30th birthday yesterday.

He would like you to raise your glass and toast our absent friends, the powers at the towers, and hope their celebrations were as wonderful as ours.

To Mark. Happy belated birthday. Cheers.

To Mark! *raises glass*

Drinks for everyone!

Whhops you let that one slip Celery, and I thought you were at h2g2 24/7

Twas knowledge of the party we missed, DD. We knew it was his birthday, but had no knowledge of a second celebration going on at h2g2.

Cheers!

*As she raises her Y, she notices her watch has gone all melty*

Ah, it's good to have you here, DD!

The Celery lives here 24/7. That doesn't mean that he has supernatural powers, or is omniscient. He still has to find things out on his own, along with the help of his staff. It's much easier for him, although you've got to give him a little bit of a break considering he was planning and hosting this party Actually, this is my mistake. I knew about the birthday yesterday and forgot to tell him since I was so involved with food, dancing and intrigue here!

As in all things, The Celery and his supporters believe in moderation. One party at a time.

Thash right, Loony! moderashun

Another brandy!