h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*smiles as she watches Mazroj's beard becomes tea-dyed*

Welcome back, Lil. Have you opted for sensible shoes, now?

*wiggles here own bare toes*

Hi lil, Witty, Big C, and Mazroj,,,

Sorry Lil, shift key again...too much brandy, vodka and caviar!

*Embarrassed, Mazroj rings out his beard*

Mazroj: Good day Ox, Witty.

Is it possible to have too much brandy, vodka and caviar, ox?

Well maybe you need some more solid food. The chef tells me the next course is ready.

*on cue, the waiters appear*

___ Sandwiches _____

• Chicken Pesto with Pine Nuts on Croissant
• Portabello balsamico on Croissant
• Homemade cold Meat Loaf with ketchup on Whole Wheat Bread
• Pastrami on Rye
• Tuna Fillet, Roasted Sweet Peppers & Onions, Sliced Hard Boiled Eggs, Black Olives & Tomato w/ Balsamic Vinegar & Oil Dressing on French Bread
• French Dip Sandwich
• Sautéed Vegetables under melted Cheddar Cheese on a Buttered Roll
• BLT
• Tabouli on Foccacia
• Aussie Steak Sandwich with The Lot
• Make your own: Assorted Meats, Cheeses, Vegetables, and Condiments with a variety of breads and rolls

*slightly tipsy after 3 mimosas*

I'd love some fried zuccini and ranch sauce for dippin'...

*hiccup*

Oops, I seem to have misplaced a "g" in there, somewhere...

*gigle*

See, I did it again...

Ah! The chicken pesto AND the portabello, please! And yes, more ice cold vodka and caviar...RB, you are right again!

The Portabello balsamico on Croissant, please.

The amount of food being served is simply staggering!

*gets a Y*

Certainly no shortage of food or drink here!

I'll take the Pastrami sandwich.

*still tipsy*

HI WITTY!!! HOW ARE YOU!!

*oops, that was loud. Sorry...*

How are you, Cheez!

Hi, Cheez, dear. Glad to see you're having a good time.

*hands Cheez a Y*

Redbeard, when the aperitifs come out I hope there will be some anti-selections.

*floating in from the dance room, finding it a bit quite*

I think I'll have some more champagne, please!

*The man behind the couch mutters in his sleep*

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

G'night, all!

*drifting off, in her usual v.e.l.manner*

Mazroj:
*Puts down empty tea cup*
*He's been quite for a while now, just gazing into the fire. Every now and again he strokes at his beard in a pondering manner.*

Got quiet in here, didn't it? Did everybody go home?

*takes Y from Witty*

By the way, dear, you look mah-vel-us.

No more high heels for me. flat sandals tonight. Are you gentlemen going to play any more music? I missed your last session, and would love to hear you all play. Do y'all do blues?

*goes over to pondering magician* Hallo, I'm Lil, and I'm one of the Celery-Webjello staff members. What sort of magic do you do?

Cheez, this is the time of day that the Brits begin to drop off the users window. And even though I'm on the East coast USA, I usually don't last for more than another hour or so.

But after I leave, the remaining Americans have some night life and the NZs and Aussies come into their own.

Not quite all of us Brits Witty some of us are just waking up.

Or at least getting on-line.

If' you'll excuse me I think I should really mingel with some of the other guests.