h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* A flash of light frames the two fallen angels, blinding them for a moment. When their sight clears. The temple is gone.*

Wha???
What just happened???
Wow....that looked just like....like something ....like ssomething I've seen before! But where?

Kes? KES? Where are you????? *sees Dan and runs up to him*

you made it out but where is Kes????

*looks at the ring he left....*


*sobs*

* PE sobs along with her...

* Kes, so young, so resourceful!!!!

* poly-multi-very-many sobs indeed!

* Oh, Kes!!!!

* She had just returned from wherever it is she had gone, running...
as swiftly as her lovely feet could carry her...

* only to find an angel sobbing helplessly...

* Audience -- you are allowed to sob along...

* Still sobbing, she runs, faster than a lemur ever could, toward the hidden beach... where she'd been so happy some moments before...

Kes?
Thinks: I've seen that light before!!!
Wait! Come back!
Oh, now I'll have to fly after them...
if my wings are OK that is.......

Sobs... &

For every soul who cries on Earth
"There he goes"
There is a soul in Heaven crying
"Here he comes!"

*runs through the wreckage, suddenly panic-stricken*
God, what's happened? Where is everyone?
*shudders as she comtemplates the terrible thought that she might be stranded here- and curses RL for all she is worth*
*sprints into the distance, beautiful dark hair streaming behind her*

*With his Survivor experience at an end, Dan can shatter his evil image and shed tears for Kes.*

*After finishing this, he picks up his new briefcase (given to him by his "co-workers") and walks off.*

*a grey apparition moves silently through the trees*

*it reaches what was once a peaceful glade, but now bears the results of eats' rocket attack on the unknown beast*

*small tendrils of smoke still curl up from the edges of the crater*

*the apparition circles the crater, not even enough form to disturb the dusty ground*

hnnnnnnnnnn.....its gotta be here somewhere.......

*memories flash through the apparitions mind......it had only been a branch falling.....his ankle was twisted......instead of flying across the entire island, Kes had picked him up......
a shout of "to the Hilltop...*

*drifts away towards the hilltop, casting from side to side in a search for his other half..............*

*Something flies over the island. Something else falls from it and land in the middle of the forest.*

ouch!

*Deep in the forest a small person of some sort tries to find its way through the trees*

*emerges from the smouldering wreckage*
Blimey ! what an entrance!

Hello! How did you get here!

I have no idea whatsoever, well anyway i'm here now, sorry about the damage, what's going on?

*lies down to goto sleep for the night*
Just roll me out of the way if you can't wake me!

But where is Kes?