h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sees EV walk up to FC, and cant help but feel jealous as he takes her in his arms... She has never seen this side to EV before, and cannot help but wonder why.... after all, they are not too different personalities are they?

*she collects herself to welcome the pair back on board....

*helps FC on board the boat*
Well, here we are...
*awkward silence follows*
Errrrr... champagne, anyone?

*as EV hugs her, she feels some of the hurt towards Matt leave her*

you sure you want me onboard? I mean, I cant really do any sailing, but I'm keen to learn, if you'll teach me... and it'll bring me closer to Matt... though why I still like him I dont know...

Sailing? Oh good heavens no, I have people who do all that for me, what with me being fabulously wealthy and everything. Just relax and I'll get you both a drink.
*disappears inside, leaving FC and ddbg alone together*

so, we meet again. i hope you're happy with yourself... after all, you seem to have one over every nice man this place has.... including the kind owner of this boat...

*sighs* so tell me. what is it he likes about you that i dont have? because he is a different person when you are around...


*sees EV returning*

that was lucky hon. could have become rather nasty then...

Bwahahaaa! All is going according to plan.

Foolish mortals! If only you knew that you are pawns! Pawns in my infernal plan!! Bwahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Oops! Did I leave this transmitter on? How do you turn this thing off? What's this button d...

hmm...

what do I have? hopefully I'm slightly more faithful! though it does seem you may be slightly better IRL from a few things I've seen... still, who knows. *hugs babe* we should get to know each other properly, we could teach each other something...

er.......FC, I hate to be the one to tell you this but....
DID YOU SEE WHO YOU JUST SIM-POSTED WITH?????

{shriek of horror}

*returns with champagne*
Ah, good, you seem to be getting along okay.
*briefly wonders where the smell of sulphur is coming from, but shrugs it off*
*hands Y to FC and another Y to ddgb*
So, where shall we sail to?

*looks at FC*

yeah. we'd best at least appear friendly at any rate... esp if we're gonna be on this boat together...


though why he likes you.... *stop it girl...*

Errrrrrrrr... yes.
Well, cheers! *drinks Y*

oops. sorry EV.. didn't see you there hon *wraps arm round his*

now show me around this gorgeous boat of yours...

*looks vaguely suspicious*
Oh, the guided tour, of course. Follow me...
*looks back* Are you coming too, FC?

oh... well, if I wont get in the way... I'd love to see where I'm gonna be spending the next while... *takes EV's other arm* lead on kind sir...

Good, off we go then!
*leads them both to the bridge*
This is the bridge, where the captain...... the captain...... where's the captain?

is that not you then? i thought you were the man in charge...

Well, I'm in charge, it's my boat - that's why I have other people to do all the technical stuff like driving. Is that what it's called? Anyway... leaves me more time to drink champagne.

champagne... i'll have another glass please... to us. and all complications life will bring!

YY *chink*
More champers, FC?