h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Dan walks up to Tweet and FC carrying an expensive, if slightly damaged, briefcase.*

Hmm..the island's empty. MK seems to have left, and nobody seems to have won the money. You'd think I'd be upset.

*With a grin, Dan lets the briefcase fall open and watches as a lot of money pours out.*

It seems the accountants among the 9-to-5ers had a bit too much time on their hands, and spent it investing. (They had a cell phone, but didn't bother calling for help. Something about a "no personal calls" policy. ) As the only surviving tribe member, I'm entitled to the whole thing. Take some, if you'd like.

*One would think that being rich would make Dan forget the fact that almost everybody on the island except him had a romantic encounter of some kind, but it doesn't, apparently. Tactfully, he decides not to mention it in front of the ladies.*

Anyway, before I called for help, the phone died, so we still need a way off.

*Not really here, actually in the hospital tent...*

*Tweet flies up, her beautiful glowing wings carrying her at high speed*
*She smiles at Dan and FC*
C'mon guys- Archangel powers entirely reinstated- we can leave
*hugs FC, and then grabs Dan's loose hand, pulling them away from the island*
*Briefly considers blowing the whole thing up, but realises that there might still be people around, and chooses not to risk it...*

yeah.... go grab her EV.... I mean, if she's still sat there after being able to fly again something must be wrong....

still, I have no need to worry about you and her being together, do I???

BED...."everyone" on the island had a romantic encounter except you?
Huh?
Did I miss mine then?
Was I asleep?
Let me see, I remember being infatuated with a poetic Crab.
I fell for kes, but he was in love with Peaceful, and thought of me as a "friend" {a death-knell for romantic intentions}...I had a nice swim with a male dolphin, but an encounter of the sexual kind would have been too weird, even for h2g2. And the last thing I need right now is a law suit from the RSPCA, because I'd taken advantage of a dolphin?
M.K* got through just about every woman on the island *except* me, then he disappeared!
Now, if I'd known YOU wanted a romantic adventure, well why didn't you just SAY? You can sweep me off my feet anytime, big boy....
{sorry, was I babbling?}

*leaving ddgb on the boat, EV walks back along the beach towards FC, still not sure if he's doing the right thing*

*Tweet hops up and down in excitment and then gets a grip of herself*
*Decides to let the romantic in her out for one of it's rare appearances...*
*Surrounds the couple in a soft-focus golden glow*
*Makes sure there's some soft music playing in their heads*
*grins*
*wonders over to Dan and GB*
Well.... MK didn't pick me up either- but I get the feeling he never would've considered it... And Chrome left halfway through.
And if anyone mentions the word pregnancy I'll cut off something extremely important with only Fred as a weapon.
*grins*
Pathetic much?

pregnancy

*not really here but would like to remind everyone that she did not have any sort of romantic encounter either*

Vote Peregrin

*rolls eyes*
oh let's not get into that... i have had WAY more than enough of this stupid prez race.

*Tweet and Fred approach William menacingly*
*Tweet wears a huge grin on her face...*
*She picks up Fred, and then reconsiders*
You're really too young for this...
*winks at the crab*
*William looks relieved*
*Tweet grins*
*She holds out her hand, and a moment later, a sound like a finger being dragged round a wine glass can be heard*
*A large golden sword rushes into her hand from the sky*
*She smiles and draws the sword round in a large circle*
*It bursts into fire*
(Tweet would like to point out that she has been overdosing on Good Omens this week, and is not responsible for her references...)

Hey Tweets,
congrats on the highers........
vaguely remember them

So a slight overstatement then on the romantic encounters on the island.

One of the governments spin doctors put that statement out then

Mind you after one look at Tweets leather bikini...............



*heads for a cold shower again*

*looks at eatsmice suspiciously*
are you mocking spin doctors?!
(i happen to be one, you know, for the Masque for Dictator team. no, that was NOT a shameless plug... well, okay, maybe it was.)

*pauses in the middle of menacing advancement*
Did you ever see the snakeskin one?
*turns slowly so eats can get a good look at it*

*arrives back from cold shower*

Hi tweets..........omegod

*rushes back to shower*

Sorry sea, I'd shoot all spin doctors............

*shouts from shower*
....has she got dressed again yet..?

that's okay, i don't particularly like them either. i just enjoy the job. and i intend to never be employed as one again... look at all the trouble it's caused me.

GRIN

Nice to meecha anyway sea.

It was a shame I missed the last week of fun on the island

online

All this talk of leather is enough to turn a poor Patron Saint's head!