h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Er...would you two like to book a room?
Or go visit Flirter's Corner?
We have a few hours spare before St. Kes gets here...

Kiddo: Where is the church of weekendism that you built GB?

Room's good!

Oh, it doesn't matter, Kiddo, BED just collared me and told me it would be sacriledge, so I'll have to think of something else.
Thinks:
*Thinks again
Er...what do you think, Kiddo?

The church is next to the cabin on Yapong tribe settlement.

....and leave my cabin alone......

....'cos you never know.........

Kiddo: What was I suppose to build? Something to put the devil in? I could do that about anywhere, couldn't I? Or am I confused again?

Too late Kiddo

BED's built stocks in the courtroom using angelic powers.

The beach buildings are safe.

Kiddo: Crud. I'm always too late.

*Kes has been willing himself back down to the Jetty*
THUMP. SPLAT!
*Gets up, and helps Tweetie to her feet*
Sorry, Tweetie, we must stop meeting like this - but only if you insist.

Hi Will, good to see you again. Having tried a couple of other places recently, the answer to your question is: Life is better than any currently available alternatives. Just give Tweetie a couple of aspirin, but don't tell her to lie down for a bit. I can trust you on that, can't I? Good. I'm going to take a look round the love triangle.

*With a flap of his new wings, Kes knocks Will's hat off. With a second flap, he is airborne, and away ...*

* M.K rams a hat on his head as he heads for Shazz's 'other' boat still here... *

M.K*

Oh - great - late as usual - there he goes ...

*spots another boat on the horizon...*

*Will enters seek and destroy Angel mode*
*Start the James Bond Music*
*Sadly Will is unable to fly faster than the speeding boat, however he can match its speed so he follows it*
STOP THIEF - he has my hat!

I meant a Seek and Destroy mode which Angels can engage, not that I was intending on seeking Angels to destroy them.
Just thought I should clarify things!

*hugs EV in a friendly manner*

oh I dont know... whats happenning? here I am on a boat looking for Matt, and in an alternative reality he is being hounded in court... how can I help him?

I love being in two places at once. Especially when both places envolve sleep.

*hugs FC comfortingly* I always like to pick one reality and stick to it. Saves a lot of hassle.

oh EV... but have you seen what they're doing to him? trying to make him appear evil and nasty... he.. he just isnt like that... *sobs*

He isn't? Er, I mean, no, of course he isn't...
*hugs FC even more comfortingly*

*watches EV and FC*

*speeds faster to the boat on the horizon*