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Shush!!!
That was more than my job's worth, giving you those hints!
Just make sure I get a cut of the Pirate's Treasure when you find it, OK, Kes?
*hugs Kes
Now hurry back to Hidden Beach!

* M.K tumbles out of the Marshalls cabing all sleepy eyed... *

* He looks over at the dewey eyed G.B who seems to be totally unaware of anything around her... *

Good Morning G.B, have the native been quiet in my absence ?

* He stands there for a good 30 seconds & starts to ponder what a lovely morning it is. Well, things tend to go that way when you're in love... *

* Completely unaware that one young lady is still sleeping in the broom closet at the Resorts Hotel... *

M.K*

Startled by M.K*'s sudden appearance {somewhat bedraggled I should say...} GB jumps.
Ooh, er, quiet? Er, yes, quiet, yes. Never heard a peek, all night, me.
*looks down at her feet
M.K* could have sworn he saw GB's halo slip...*just* a little...

*slides up behind Matt and places her hands on in hips*

you ran off silly... where've you been?

*Green light*
Yes, hello everyone are we all looking forward to the end of this grueling voyage through the unknown depths.....etc?
*Green light*

*dejectedly slopes off back towards the boat*

Who is dejectedly?
Did I miss something?
Hey, E.V. would you show me around your lovely boat?

*rushes out of the bushes and up to EV...*

this is where you've been hiding!

* M.K paces up & down the Jetty decking... *

* Suddenly, a flash of light shines in his eyes. He turns to see Shazz on the deck of her cruiser wearing a skimpy bikini and holding a mirror... *

* Within a moment he disappears below deck, re-emerging some 10 minutes later carrying a single rose & champagne, whilst clutching an overnight bag... *

* He springs from the Marshall's boat over to Shazz's... *

Babe! *hugs ddgb* Where have you been? These nasty people have been spreading rumours that you've been seeing other guys, but you wouldn't do that to me, would you?

hmm...

EV? you still want some company? or have the masses already picked up on a solitary male?

* For those who would care to look the Marshall's Boat Engine has been flooded & the housing hit with a fire axe in somekind of shoddy attempt at repairs... *

* ...but thankfully the bag of money is still intact !!! *

M.K*

FC? What's going on? What happened to whats-his-face?
*looks at FC*
*looks at ddgb*
I, er.... oh.

Thinks: I think I'll clear off out of THIS situation!!!!

*sees FC*

hmm... EV? something to tell me? or did I mean nothing to you....


*why did you go giving up your heart like that? you should have known that no-one would stay true to you.... *

*turns from EV and runs into the distance....

Ring, ring
Ring, ring

Pick up ... come on pick up somebody
Not the damn message machine ... pick up, pick ... please!!

Kes here - Hidden Beach.
GB is down. I've done what I can, but if you guys have any special medicines, potions, or anything ..
Now would be a good time.

Ring ring
Ring ring
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Sorry - can't speak up - got to whisper.
I see my previous message is still in the stack. It still applies. Get to GB and make sure she's OK. Some of the others are with her - look after them too - please.

OK - situation report. I'm at the Temple in the Forest. Went with PE. We think we heard Dan screaming in there - or something a bit like Dan - not too sure. I sent PE back out - pick her up will you?

Look - I'm sorry to distract you - you're probably busy packing, and organising the vote, and all that, but this just sort of happened. I could really use some support here - an SAS platoon and a large bottle of single malt would do the job - failing that - anything you've got.

I'm nbfghhr ggrrzzz rzzzr
breaking up kkkrrrr nnjjjrrrffrf
Signal's weak - something blocking it.
zzzrswzzrs Oh blast - bloody technology.
In case i zzzzrf rrrrqqz I just wanted to say - you guys did well to find an island with a good supply of food in the sea, so

zzzzzrz nnnfff If i don't see you on the other side,

So long, and thanks for all the fish .zzzzzzr zzzb Click.

*ROFL*

just checking you know, before I go off and rescue Kes, PE, GB and BED from hell by the sounds of it....

I mean, I wouldnt want them to be rescued and then find the money is at the bottom of the ocean....

BEEP...

BEEP...

- Operator transferring a call... -

* 5 seconds of dead air... *

Uh...Hmmm...Hello ???

Oh...its you F.C...

Ah...Well, as you probably know by now, I've done a runner...

Ah...I was going to say something...Uh...what was it. Yes !!!

Adeiu my dear, it just wasn't meant to be love...

* He ponders that despite being hopelessly in love with F.C... he can't help but put the fact out of his mind that Shazz looks far better in a micro bikini... *

BEEP________

M.K*