h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* This bay just invites you in to its affections. From the lovely seashells clustered about, to the lovely overhanging palms with coconuts lolling about in the light breeze. In the cystal clear waters a large gropher fish swims idly by, not caring the least about your presence... *

* 3 ripe coconuts lie invitingly here on the sand... *

*finds the coconuts and quickly picks them up*

LOL!!!

* M.K ponder precisely how an Ox could have done that, no matter the skill of 'pocketing' a stone cutter as well... *

* But for the purposes of the game, I think it's best if Ox was vaguely humanoid shape... *

* Or I'll drive her crazy be continually pointing things out like this !!! *

Ah, in the application ox described self as not-of-the-cloven-hoof-variety! So can I keep the coconuts and tool?

Yes...

M.K*

Oops...I forgot to add I must be an oxymoron...

* groan *

M.K*

LOL

* A small hermit crab runs along the waters edge... *

*wonders if the hermit crab is a useful tool...*
*wanders along the bay, hair shining in the moonlight*
You know, this would be the perfect place for a party...

*Not wanting to risk losing a valuable tool, Dan grabs the crab, trying to avoid it's claws.*

Crab for dinner, Tweet? Or should we name him and use him as a knife?

*grins*
The latter appeals.
*pats the crab on the head*
Fred the crab. Has a ring, don't you think?

*Kiddo comes strolling down the beach*

Kiddo: Oh, hi. Just uh, having a look around the island. You know, to kind of familiarize myself. Kind of late to be doing that though I guess.

* The audience koo's at such humanity shown to the poor little crab, infact the little pet could be an asset when it comes to the tribal council voting... *

* After last nights winds gusts 5 coconuts have dislodged from their trees and now lay on he beachfront, togther with a sizeable amount of driftwood... *

*has left rod and gone walkabout*
Great - nuts and wood!
*runs back to camp with them wrapped in his anorak*

* A small one man rowing boat comes to rest at the shores of Peaceful Bay. It appears ancient and bleached by years of sun exposure. It is chalky to the touch and probably not worth the risk to take out to deeper waters, but could be handy aquisition all the same... *

* N.B - The tribe claiming this boat will have exclusive licence to fish in the soon to be created thread elsewhere marked 'Survivor- Deep Water'... *

Got it!
*having watched from the shallows - grabs!*

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* A thought ruminates in Kes's mind that a boat is not much good without oars... *