h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*flutter of wings
Thinks: that can't be Chrome, I just administered some anti-snakebite-venom to him, on another part of the island! This must be a clone! Oh, well....
*administers special Angel potion
That should do it.....
*leaves note:
"Dear Chrome, Good news, Archangel Zax* is back.....love GB"
*flutter of wings

*Tweet walks by, wearing a new leather bikini*
*Gasps as she notices Chrome on the ground*
*walks towards him slowly, fearful of what she might find*
*breathes a sigh of relief as she realises he's breathing*
*frowns as she realises that doesn't mean he's out of trouble yet, does it?*
*crouches down beside him and pulls a black leather trenchcoat (smuggled in, for sentimental resons) from her backpack*
*covers Chrome with the trenchcoat and sits beside him, staring off into the sky, and waiting for him to regain consciousness....*

* M.K rides up on his Quad-bike seeing the prone Chrome & seeing then Tweetie in her Bo Derrick '1,000,000 B.C' leather bikini and he sighs to himself that 'no wonder he went into spasms, that's just plain irresponsible behaviour swanning around in that little ensemble !!! *

I think I had better take him back to the hospital tent...

* He loads him up & departs... *

Thinks: I'm sure it was Raquel Welsh in a leather bikini in One Million Years B.C. but then, I won't say anything as I don't want anyone to accuse me of being a nitpicker.....

Raquel? Bo? Who cares...its a leather....sorry....LEATHER bikini

*grins*
Always knew sewing would come in handy for something...

Will you make me one, Tweetie? Or show me how to do it? That doctor in the hospital tent, said how ~nice~ you looked, his eyes were on stalks.....

*Kiddo arives at the hilltops from the Yapong camp. He was looking for Peaceful. He didn't find her anywhere. I still felt a little silly after asking a lemur to write in the sand to tell them where she was. And yet, there was something about that lemur.*

*A lot of bad things have been happening since everyone arived on this island. And the bad things keep getting stranger.*

*Kiddo tried to think hard again, then realized he didn't know what to think hard about, then forgot what he was thinking about in the first place. Then he suddenly had a brealiant idea.*

*It was such an ingenious plan that he jumped and ran down the hillside to tell the first person he saw.*

*This plan would help everyone, it would clear up all the confusion, sort out all the problems. The idea could only have been a gift from God!*

*In his hurry Kiddo tripped over a tree root, fell and rolled down the hill and hit his head on a rock. He then blacked out.*

Hey, Kiddo. Are you alright?


Kiddo


Maybe I should take him back to Cragi camp to rest.

*Kes and eats reach the hilltop. No sign of Peaceful. They look around - they can see quite a bit of the island. No sign of Peaceful ... and no sign of Kiddo*
Wait - what's that down there? PEaceful! Yoohoo!
No, it's not. Hey look! It's SG - and he's carrying Kiddo.
What is happening here? WW3 or what?
*Pauses for breath*
Eats - it's all downhill from here. Via the waterfall, the back to Yapong. Keep shouting for Peaceful ... and hang on!
Yeaaaaaah! *Kes runs down the slope at top speed*

* A large craft can be seen heading towards the Island way off in the distance... *

*Petunia walks along the hilltops. Sees boat on the ocean, but the sun is in her eyes and she can't be sure. A snake which has wondered, or slithered, from Cragi base camp crosses her path. She kills the snake using a spear which Kiddo helped her make. Sees Kiddo, SG, Kes, and eats down the next hill. Cleans and roasts the snake, saving the skin for later use, and takes roast snake meat to the others*

wow, Petunia, I'm very impressed with your survival skills!

Petunia: Oh, gee, thanks, GB. Of course, I wouldn't still be here if it weren't for all the help I've gotten, including yours . I've learned so much on this island. Maybe you could show me how to sew this snake skin into a water canteen?

*The craft seems to have a course set straight to the island, there can be no doubt that it is approaching*

Sorry, Petunia, I can't sew, but I know Tweetie can!
And don't you think a snakeskin bikini is a bit more exciting than a water canteen?

*Tweet wanders by, wearing a beautiful red snakeskin bikini*
Yup- good idea. Shame I had it first

{Is this an old post?} 'Cos Tweetie passed out in another thread and I took her to the hospital tent where.....
um....Tweetie, you'd better get as much wear out of that lovely bikini as you can, hon.

{Is this an old post?} 'Cos Tweetie passed out in another thread and I took her to the hospital tent where.....
um....Tweetie, you'd better get as much wear out of that lovely bikini as you can, hon.

GB... my powers are detecting someone requesting your icq #.... you couldnt drop it here could you?? thanks hon!!!