h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Scurrying up the hillside*

Kiddo: Wow! That was loud! I hope you didn't kill anyone! oh good.

*picks up .303 peashooter, gazes at the 5ft burnt circle on the ground, waves bye to Tweetie and heads back down to the Yapong camp*

Now what am I going to do with 300 .303 cartridges?

*Coming from the Yapong camp*

*Kiddo looks across the island and the ocean from the hilltop*

Kiddo: It's a beautiful night. I can see every star. It's really stinking huge, the universe.

*He stands and gazes out for a long while, then goes back down to his camp to try once again to get some sleep.*

* M.K rides up the hillside with spanking new Quad-bike, he sees the mangled gun & thanks his lucky stars the manically hungry didn't have an opportunity to stage a coup... *

M.K*

*flutter of wings
Gosh, my wings are tired. I wish M.K* hadn't let Zax* have that last quad bike.....{sigh}
Everyone's asleep here....good.
*Looks up at the night sky
*Stretches her arms
*Flaps her wings
*Flies away in the direction of the Waterfall

*Appears with a flash of green light*
Have my Quad, I don't need it.
*Disappears with another flash*

* A small plane steadily appears out the glare of the sun heading directly for the Island, infact at such low altitude that it will pass not far from the hilltop soon... *

* As the plane soars over the hilltops a package is despatched from the hatch and floats down aided by a parachute towards the hillside... *

*Kiddo sees the plane from the beach and hurries up the hill to see what it dropped.*

*He finds the package and opens it*

Kiddo: Food!

* But Kiddo is currently lost in the Forest and the package goes harmlessly flying past on it's way to the Cragi Basecamp... *

* Well, if that isn't a prison of your own making I don't know what is !!! *

*Kiddo takes the packege of food to his camp*

*Kiddo has also just woken up at base kamp and is working on putting everything together*

* Like I said !!! The package is now heading towards Cragi Basecamp... *

Announcement!!!
The officials have gone away for the weekend and left ME in charge!
So I am throwing a Party! at the beach!!http://www.h2g2.com/AddThread?forum=49657 See you all there!

Ah shoot.
I was looking forward to some target practice.
Can I have it anyway? I'll have a look at it...

*There is much grunting and sweating as Chrome pulls himself over the top. He needs some time to himself, after the shocking news that Zax has left h2g2(Check his page. It's gone! *Gone!*).*

*flutter of wings
*GB descends & looks sadly at the crestfallen Chrome
*hugs Chrome
{{HUG}}
*flutter of wings

*Green Flash* Hi everyone, I'm back from a long weekend! How are things? Good to sea Kes and PE getting along well together! BTW, if anyone has anything important they want to say to me in my capacity as reporter please drop me a note at http://www.h2g2.com/F28113?thread=69375 *Green Flash*

* innumerable berries dot the tight knit scrubs here... *

*hugs GB back*

Ooh, berries...

*wanders over to the bush. Picks one and eats it.*

Pleasing flavour, strange aftertaste... hmmmm-

*Chrome suddenly doubles up in pain. He can't feel his legs anymore. As he rolls over on the ground, he starts to rant deleriously. He comes to a stop, lying on the ground, looking up to heaven with unseeing eyes. His chest rises and falls slowly...*