h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sigh
At last!!!

*sneaks back and grabs his Bowie knife.........*

Well, you never know...........

aagh! eatsmice, can I drag you off somewhere? how about flirter's corner? {that'll keep him busy & off this thread!}http://www.h2g2.com/F50652?thread=71242&post=537983

Can I just?.........

Oh thanks

*grabs lobster pots from the rock-pools*

Well you never know...........

*Has a change of heart and leaves the lobster pots stacked neatly in the tribe cabin*


*But keeps the Bowie knife.......*

'Cos you never know.......

eatsmice!
stop posting on this forum!
you're supposed to be watching the prisoner!!!!
*aims kick at eats' backside.....

*A small elf wanders out from the forest. It is frightened to see people kicking each other.*

hey! small elf! will you do a pretty Angel a favour? Please? Start gathering rotten fruit to throw at a nasty man? And bring it to the Continuation thread? Thanks a lot! I'll put a good word in for you with Queen Titania {she's one of my clients}

Elf: Excusy me? Oh uh, Yes ma'am.

I...I am lost, I think. I am not knowing where I am, so I must be lost. I... I fell.

Oh you will will you...

What's with the sarcasm, William?
Queen Titania is one of my clients!
Just like you are!
William: I am NOT!
GB: Oh, yes you are!
William : Oh, no I'm not!
GB: Oh, yes YOU ARE!
Audience: Oh, no he's not {rolling in the aisles}
*GB reaches into his pocket and pulls out a voucher.....
*William blushes
Audience: Oh, yes he is!!!!

Excuse me........
need a couple of coconuts for a project.....
sorry...won't be a mo



Ta

Hmmmmmm, while I'm here....

*Relashes roof and cleans out the floor with a large banana leaf*

That's better........

*sits on the beach, watching the golden sun sink in the West*

The trial was all very well, but when it comes down to it......
MK was a survivor in his own right.....
I mean let's face it...He had the guts to throw the dangerous concept out to the World and we responded like the nutters we are.

We all want that desert island to release all our emotional baggage...
and he provided it in spades....


But next time can we have a Pizza Hut on the Island?????

*sips coffee and darkness descends on the island*

eatsmice.....please run over to my homepage & post all you want, I promise I'll keep you company

*arrives on the beach from small boat*

*Gazes around*

Hmmm....well the huts still here

*sits down with his back against the hut wall, sipping a Malibu and pineapple (with cocktail cherry) and enjoys the sunset*

*flutter of wings*
Ooh! Malibu & pineapple is my favourite drink IRL; may I join you, eatsmice?

Kiddo: *Flies down and makes a rough landing on the beach.*
*Stands up and whipes the sand off of himself*

These wings will take some getting used to. Hey Guys! Are we starting up again?

Over my dead body !!!

The Late M.KÝ

BTW I'm quite happy to convert the mainpage to code, if anybody wants to try their hand at a sequel to Survivor/Foxy Manor/ ????????

Kiddo: Say what now?