h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The whirling faces turn as one to eatsmice, who begins the chant of thanks to the Pictish spirits*

*Kes' torch flares up once more to its normal height*

*The dust cloud drops to the floor, the spirits having departed*

*In the distance a spirit voice can be heard*



* "Next time remind me to bring Factor 25" *

Ok Kes time to take you back to the tribe

* HE appears... *

Well, isn't that just typical !!!

I come all the way from a tense game of bridge with Allah, Budda & Lord Vishnu...

...and a Pagan God comes and steals MY thunder...

* The crackle of thunder is heard... *

- Simply, High Spirited.

Well you shouldn't leave it hanging in mid-air

* The Gods smile once again on this sacred place in the form of more mushrooms... *

Party! Everyone.....at the beach. I thought you all deserved a bit of a knees-up, and seeing as how all the officials have gone away for the weekend, and left ME in charge..... See you all there!http://www.h2g2.com/AddThread?forum=49657

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* As you enter in amongst the ancient trees here something you either failed to notice before or you intentionally blocked out of your conscious mind starts to overtake you... *

* The trees look anything but natural, their twisted trunks and branches twist & contort at very disturbing angles... *

* They even look humanesque... *

* A mild buzzing noise filters through your subconscious, pricking your waking state... *

*swats the fly that had been flying round her head, in one deft swing*
Goodness, these trees are bizarre in a major way...
*walks up to one and places her hand on it*
*withdraws in pain, clasping her hand*
Dear God, what is wrong with these poor trees?

I was looking for Him, Tweetie, I think we're gonna need help getting Peaceful back to normal, you don't think she wants to stay a pink lemur forever do you?

* M.K strides into the sacred place, looking mainly to bag some of the mushrooms... *

* He also carries a message which he proceeds to hammer into the tree which looks similar to Geri Halliwell... *

* It Reads... *

SURVIVOR WILL FINISH UP IN SEVEN DAYS TIME...

AT THIS TIME A VOTE WILL BE MADE AS TO WHO IS THE WINNER...

MAYHEM, INSANITY & JUST PLAIN SILLINESS ARE NOW NECESSITIES !!!

M.K*

Whew! That was a bit further than I thought. Wow! Strange place. I have a vague memory of being here when I was ill.
Yes - I remember - I do have some good friends ... but right now, let's concentrate on just one.
Peaceful! Anybody there?
*Only an echo*
What's this notice? (*Reads it*) Oh no! Only one week. Only seven more days to be with Peaceful ... and I'm not! She's not!
WHY? YES - YOU LOT! WHY? IT'S NOT F.F.FAIR. PEACEFUL! PEACEFUL!
*stops*
Peaceful says if you lose your head, you lose the plot. Right. Deep breath. The sooner I find her, the better.
Now what? Next on the list is the Jetty, which should be a bit further along on the same bearing, maybe nearly East.
*Checks against compass*
Ah! That way - but I think I'll go round the bushes, not through them.
*Plunges on, calling for Peaceful*

What? But... Chrome's not here. He won't see the end. I....
God, that's unfair.

Fear not...

M.K* - You want mayhem, insanity & just plain silliness NOW?
Thinks: What HAVE we been DOING for the last two weeks???

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How many days left?
Matthew posted that 4 days ago.....
I wonder what's going to happen to the island in 3 days?
Oh, I hope nothing BAD is going to happen!
These people ALL deserve to win, {except that ddgb}...

* says something better left unsaid... *

* M.K staggers up to the ancient trees and adds to the sign... *

Final day is Friday, finish 5.OO GMT...

Then everyone is to vote at the Tribal Council Voting thread as to who has provided the most daring, intrepid, frivilous entertainment for the masses...

Then the check will be handed over here...

* ... M.K then walks over to the largest tree, fiddles with the trunk and a hatch opens up revealing a speaker display. He turns to knob and the patent scary animals sounds get louder... *

M.K*

*Hammers a "Vote Dan" sign into a tree.*

*Hammers a "Just ignore the fact that I shouldn't have access to a hammer and nails, or signs for that matter." sign in the next tree over.*