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Coniraya Posted Jan 18, 2004
Fission chips? Do they glow in the dark? Could be really useful on a cold dark night, trying to find your way home from the pub.
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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Jan 18, 2004
"Warm inside and out, and gives off a nice cheery glow"
Yeah, that would work, wouldn't it?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 18, 2004
Wow! The fission chips have an effect similar to getting drunk, at least, this set does.
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Humpty Dumpty (and Chicken Little, his chicken) Posted Jan 18, 2004
I object to the egg cracking! Why must an egg die when a lettuce gets off free and clear? 
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Coniraya Posted Jan 18, 2004
Oh, I don't know, I have been known to rip a lettuce leaf to shreds.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 18, 2004
Ah, but CLI doesn't make these foods based off of any tradition of being friendly to animals. No, we had to hyper-radiate several chickens while spinning them really quickly in order to get some that could lays eggs like this.
But believe me, if people didn't buy 'em, then we wouldn't make 'em. I can't live off of adventuring and treasure hunting alone, now, can I?
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 19, 2004
You could try but, I wouldn't recommend it.
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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Jan 19, 2004
But on the TV, they show those old guys who are doing quite nicely with a metal detector, and losing weight at the same time???
(they crack me up)
Witty, are there any cans of Chef Boyardee in the back? I've eaten all the ones out here...
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Witty Moniker Posted Jan 19, 2004
*Sort hears MR's request and brings a case of Chef Boyardee out from the back. He gives 2 containers to MR and stacks the rest on the shelf.*
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Garius Lupus Posted Jan 19, 2004
*Laughs at Affy's comments.*
Yeah, and that imitation lettuce? Sure, no vegetables were harmed to produce it. But we didn't say anything about the weasl...oof.
*GL's voice trails off after he was elbowed by Affy.*
Sorry, Affy. I thought it was the mauve part that was secret.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 19, 2004
No, if anything it's the words "gam" and "weasel" that need to stay quiet. "Mauve" is okay.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 19, 2004
Weasl? Did someone harm a weasle?
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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Jan 20, 2004
Oh. Well then that's okay then, isn't. Did you turn it puce?
Witty, thanks for the restock!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jan 20, 2004
*Mutters something incomprehensible about the Gam Room storytellers, but doesn't really answer any questions*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 20, 2004
*Looks around for something to drink*
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Coniraya Posted Jan 21, 2004
*decides to take a look at the cosmetics*
Do you have any of that Maybelline foundation? The matte stuff, Wonder something or another?
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- 121: Coniraya (Jan 18, 2004)
- 122: Montana Redhead (now with letters) (Jan 18, 2004)
- 123: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jan 18, 2004)
- 124: Humpty Dumpty (and Chicken Little, his chicken) (Jan 18, 2004)
- 125: Coniraya (Jan 18, 2004)
- 126: Afgncaap5 (Jan 18, 2004)
- 127: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jan 19, 2004)
- 128: Montana Redhead (now with letters) (Jan 19, 2004)
- 129: Witty Moniker (Jan 19, 2004)
- 130: Garius Lupus (Jan 19, 2004)
- 131: Afgncaap5 (Jan 19, 2004)
- 132: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jan 19, 2004)
- 133: Afgncaap5 (Jan 19, 2004)
- 134: Montana Redhead (now with letters) (Jan 20, 2004)
- 135: Coniraya (Jan 20, 2004)
- 136: Afgncaap5 (Jan 20, 2004)
- 137: Garius Lupus (Jan 20, 2004)
- 138: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jan 20, 2004)
- 139: Afgncaap5 (Jan 21, 2004)
- 140: Coniraya (Jan 21, 2004)
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