h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~arrives looking gorgeous and sets up the ice cream stand~

Who's going to be the first customer?
I've got anything you want as long as you want vanilla.

*arrives disguised in dark glasses and false beard*
Can I have a chocolate and banana surprise with extra peach slices and cheese please?

~sees right through the disguise, but pretends otherwise~

Can't you read the sign? I only have vanilla.

~quickly writes sign - Vanilla only ~

You can put in a request to the owner for extras if you like. He's a lovely chap, and very obliging.

(Cheese??)

*presses down on beard to stop it falling off*
Oh. I'll have half a gallon of vanilla then, please. With a flake in it.

What I want is a coke !

~hands over 2.25 litres (this is the noughties you know) to the chap with the very strange beard~
oops, here's your flake, nearly forgot.

Sorry Butt'R Fly, I only do ice-creams at the moment. Maybe I should expand a bit.
I obviously need a supplier of some sort.

i dont have any coke but ive got a bottle from the smoking crate god brought to the party
*puts the smoking bottle down*

who has cheese with ice cream?

* HE walks back in after a 'pit-stop' in the little room at the back of the house with the fancy water display... *

I may have inadvertenly wandered off course...

* Hic ! *

... so don't be suprised if the moon looks a little bit distant for the next few days...

* Several astronomers fall off their chairs at Siding Springs *

Rum & Rai... Rum & Rai... Rum with a dash of Vanilla Ice Cream, thanks...

Hi everyone! I'm here to help Mina sell icecream. WE now sell chocolate icecream and caramel/toffee/fudge/not quite sure what icecream. And coke and lemonade. And maybe rum if you're desperate.

Here's your dash of vanilla icecream, God, but no rum for you, you're already drunk. You can have coke instead. Happy? (talking of happy, it's my birthday in 20 days)

Hi everyone! I'm here to help Mina sell icecream. WE now sell chocolate icecream and caramel/toffee/fudge/not quite sure what icecream. And coke and lemonade. And maybe rum if you're desperate.

Here's your dash of vanilla icecream, God, but no rum for you, you're already drunk. You can have coke instead. Happy? (talking of happy, it's my birthday in 20 days)

Hi everyone! I'm here to help Mina sell icecream. WE now sell chocolate icecream and caramel/toffee/fudge/not quite sure what icecream. And coke and lemonade. And maybe rum if you're desperate.

Here's your dash of vanilla icecream, God, but no rum for you, you're already drunk. You can have coke instead. Happy? (talking of happy, it's my birthday in 20 days)

Sorry I sent that twice, I got annoyed with the computer

I mean three times

ice cream delivery:

ginger and chocolate, chocolate, chocolate and orange and cointreau, whisky and ginger, apple cinammon, strawberry, raspberry ripple, rum, pistachio, red and black currant, mint, after eight mint chocolate, cherry with kirsch ice creams
lemon and lime, lemon, lime, orange, blackcurrant, banana sorbets

hehe... nice to see you got yourself set up!!!! come to the main party forum and dance as well people!!!

Great, an assistant for the assistant. And loads more ice-cream flavours.

I'm going off to find someone to dance with. Give me a shout if it gets busy and I'll come back.

Great, an assistant for the assistant. And loads more ice-cream flavours.

I'm going off to find someone to dance with. Give me a shout if it gets busy and I'll come back.

Whoops, it's catching. Double posts I mean. Sorry.

hehe.... Thanks for the help Mina!!

Hey all!
I know, I know, late as ever, but I'm here now
*dashes back to the other thread, falling on the hem of her dress and just managing to miss the ground before hitting it straight on...*