h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shall I turn the music up and dance here, or shall we go inside???

Let's go inside, we might spill the ice cream!

Well that's just charming!
You kick my stall, threaten to dock my non-existent wages, generally cuss me down, and to top it all you quote Marvin the Paranoid Android.
It's obvious that I was missed.

Hi, I'm back. Sorry about the non-existence, but the internet at home doesn't work too well, in fact it hardly works at all, so I couldn't get here. Anyway, I have my trusty infinite flavour icecream maker, which makes whatever flavour icecream you want in under 53 seconds. Cool, huh?

I think that weekends off should have been taken into account when you took this job. Have you any idea how much trouble you have got me into by not being here to cover for me partying instead of working?
Still, the ice-cream maker does look kind of interesting.

Aw. Mondays requires some Blueberry and Cream Ice Cream I reckon.

Blueberry and Cream Ice Cream for DD.

That took a little longer than 53 seconds cos the bloody assistant disappeared again.
Isn't there a campaign to abolish Mondays? If not there should be, so that Tuesdays can be hated for a while.
Or if not abolished, maybe moved to the other end of the week.

who's trying to replace me with a machine?

EV! do something about your junior staff!!!

junior?

Hmmm, I feel another pointless campaign coming on
Hey all, I'll have some cookies and cream please, if it's going

This very simple idea of getting someone to help me serve has suddenly become very complicated.
Clelba, Mina, if you think you can replace Ændr's wonderful handmade ice cream with some kind of (*spits contemptuously*) machine, then I suggest you go and set up your own rival ice cream van.
*wonders if he should have said that*

the assistant's assistant is certainly more junior than the boss

*taps her foot as she wonders if staff disputes will mean she'll *never* get her ice cream*

BTW everyone I am resigning, so applications to what's his name please.

Hmmmmmph.

Actually, this is really interesting, cos my computer was not showing up some of these posts until I resigned, so something somewhere is not going quite right.

It is not MY machine (the ice-cream maker I mean. Obv the PC is mine, otherwise what is it doing in my house? Apart from not working properly over the last two days of course.), so please don't blame me, and I don't want to set up a rival ice cream van.

~hands Tweetie her cookies and cream ice-cream, looking fearfully over her shoulder at the stroppy people surrounding her~

Okay, let's all try and keep calm, shall we?
The party's just about finished, why don't we pack up here and move back to the park?

I actually came here to quit, so I will. This job sucks. And I am junior, I'm 14. The icecream only makes the flavour, not the icecream, it just helps the process. It takes the mixture to another dimension, makes the icecream there, and brings it back in under 53 seconds. Happy now? Anyway, I quit cos I've got school holidays and I don't trust AOL to let me on the internet for more than two seconds. It keeps cutting me off.

~packs up the stand and heads towards the park~

*follows Mina to http://www.h2g2.com/F41661?thread=62858 to keep an eye on her*