h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Poetry Woman tries to bash right back at NYC with her shield. BUt he has the upper hand (since he's so mad, and all)

OWOWOWOWOW

Poor Poetry Woman gets a cut lip,

....dazed....

With a black flash of steel, Giguschild deflects the shuriken with his sword. Sparks fly, etc, and the shuriken spins off towards...NYC!

*sea deflects the shuriken telepathically- it embeds itself deeply into the wall. sea reaches into her pocket for something useful, but all she comes out with is a copy of Vogon poetry. sea shrugs, shoves it back into her pocket, and runs full speed at PW, screaming all the way*

Sadly, I can say that I'm not glad I watched the Matrix so many times

~Clambering unsteadily to his feet and removing the television set from his head, Inkwash notices the general mêlée and chooses his moment...~

*NYC stops from his crazed bashing to take a breather*

*pant pant pant* wow... *pant pant* ...I must say there's something mighty therapeutic about rageful tantrums... *pant pant* ...I highly recommend it...

*NYC retreats to a world of blissful serenity while pounding unmercifully upon Poetry Woman*

Until he is tackled from the side into the wall!

*BAM!-(bung)*

Giguschild then swings his foot round and, hooking it around NYC's waist, kicks him across the room, before following close behind him, claws swiping.

Perhaps the government is introducing something into the world's air supply, casuing widespread pent-up agression?

My guess is that it may be the gas that's coming through the vents, and OW!

*NYC doesn't like being tossed around like a ragdoll by a Xenomorph, and tries to tackle Gigu (which is wildly unsuccessful). There's something to be said about the melee dominance of an 8 foot tall lizard with three rows of teeth*

[Giguschild] *Who is not, strictly speaking, a lizard.* *Sniffs at gas* Woah, aggression rush! *Punches straight at NYC's face, but a cunning dodge means that the fist instead hits the wall, denting it.*

[Mewtwo suddenly remembers the forum and blasts NYC with a beam of psychic ambivalence]

*sea throws her book at the pokemon. then she decides that PW has taken enough of a beating already, and she tackles HG instead*

[sea] i don't know why it happens, guys, but everyone seems to have a lot of pent-up agression these days. it's nice to have an outlet, though.

*sea beats upon HG mercilessly*

[Heads off in search of the gas vents, polyfiller at the ready]

"Keep those windows open"

*UH not naturally agressive, suddenly gets a great adrenaline boost. Too much in fact, as he appears to be repeatedly attacking the wall, screaming obcenities*

Have the Heroes united against Evil? Where? We are lots of older Heroes who fought the battle two years ago, and now the head of Evil, Evil Giraffe, has awoken in his puddle of mud and feasted his icky eyes on the h2g2 community once more. Prepare for some funny battles.

we were unaware even of youe existence

*Sigh* Our actions have turned to myths, which have turned to legends, which have been forgotten as ages have passed. History is a cold b***h.

quite...i spsoe you want to be boss again?

Nonono. Never was one, never will be. I'm a field operator.

good. you better get over to one f the busy fora and tell me what you can do so you can go on the roster..

i have to say that the quality fo recruits has dipped - and many are really very bad at roleplaying...no sense of humour, see?