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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Sep 27, 2002
Hello. Researcher David B here, answering the call to uphold truth, justice and other things in the face of unspeakable evil.
I may seem like a quiet, timid researcher, but in my alter ego, it is another matter entirely...
Dewey Demon, a well-informed library guy with the super-ability to tell you Dewey numbers at the drop of a hat, and/or infect evil-doers with a bug that causes them to hum a really irritating tune 
, thereby distracting them ready for a devastating blow from a heroic colleague.
My secret origin is both original and secret, and my main weakness is a tendency not to know what on earth is going on...
Oh, and if the need arises once more I can 
with the best of them.
DD
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 27, 2002
you sound like excellent fodder...uh...material...yes
right. your in. heres your union card.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Sep 28, 2002
How come I didn't get a union card? 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Sep 28, 2002
there didnt seem to be enough room in your costume for you to keep it...
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Sep 30, 2002
I could've put it on the wall!
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Sep 30, 2002
Thanks. I qwon't let you down.
[stands, cape fluttering in the breeze, looking upwards with just enough room above head for a logo]
DD
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Chauncey Posted Oct 1, 2002
My name is Chauncey and I would like to join CHOPPERS and get rid of those evil STUMPED people. I am very good at confusing, boring, and just plain annoying people of all shapes and sizes. Please consider me for a place on the CHOPPER team!!
Chauncey
Oh and I can also produce fish like no other.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Oct 1, 2002
Hm. There seems to be a lot of ing going on here. Maybe I should work out what rhymes with just in case it comes in handy later.
Wish, dish...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 1, 2002
delicious
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Oct 1, 2002
That doesn't rhyme with fish! 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 1, 2002
what part of the 'lic' sound in delicious doesnt rhyme with fish?
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Oct 1, 2002
Hm. Delicious rhymes with 'Officious'
And here I demonstrate why it is /I/ who has the super-poetry-powers. 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 1, 2002
but *i* have the power to sack you, so you better start agreeing sharpish 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Oct 1, 2002
Hey! Doesn't the fact I saved your life mean anything?
I DID save your life, didn't I?
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Chauncey Posted Oct 1, 2002
So am I in?
Chauncey
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 3, 2002
you certainly are, my friend. its fairly dormant right now, but i hope to be able to get into a position for us to start thwarting again soon.
DID you save my life? probably. but im STILL the boss
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 6, 2002
hi my name is Anthea....
can i join you people
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- 804: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Sep 27, 2002)
- 805: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 27, 2002)
- 806: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Sep 28, 2002)
- 807: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Sep 28, 2002)
- 808: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Sep 30, 2002)
- 809: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Sep 30, 2002)
- 810: Chauncey (Oct 1, 2002)
- 811: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Oct 1, 2002)
- 812: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 1, 2002)
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- 816: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 1, 2002)
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- 818: Chauncey (Oct 1, 2002)
- 819: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 3, 2002)
- 820: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 6, 2002)
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