h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Amazing Mechanical Person waves the hammer about in a threatening manner*

Well at least he is not following me. *Looks around for something to hurl at the microchip monstrosity. Ahh a brick good that will get him mad. * Runs back to within hurling distance, and lauches a brick at the mechanical moron. The retreats, and makes a run for it again.* That will get him going.

(not microchip - the Amazing Mechanical Person is, surprisingly, mechanical. )

*The Amazing Mechanical Person lifts the hammer (baseball-bat-style) and hits the brick, making it fly in the opposite direction*

Well now he has'nt a processor on him. Hmm this give me an idea. Looks about for.. Ah there it is. Oil something that has use in this situation. snatches up the five gallon can of oil and set up a plan. What plan is anyone's guess, heck I'm still guessing on this one.

Yep This might work.*Kid runs back up to the mechanical marvel and starts throwing rocks at him one at a time until he gets his attention*

*The Amazing Mechanical Person clicks&whirrs and hurls the hammer towards TheKid*

Awe you can do better than that mechnobot. What you scared to catch me ya hunk of junk. *Ducks hammer and starts making fun of robodummie*

*Jumps away from The Kid, and whips out her pennywhistle. Focussing on the chemical processes in the air and quickly setting a nearby humidifier to the highest stting, she plays a song to make the chemical processes near the robot work faster*

Let's see if that guy can rust.

Oh Lass I've a better Plan, for our mechanical friend. We'll do it your way. Until I make my play. Otay.

*The Amazing Mechanical Person, that had just grabbed a filing cabinet to use as a weapon, is left empty-handed when the filing cabinet rusts and falls apart*

Fascinating! That was this time accelaration thing again, wasn't it? Good thing I painted Bob with one of those rust-proof paints!

So mechnoboy are you coming or what Sissy. *finds more rock and keeps hurling them at Bobbers*

*The Amazing Mechanical Person picks up TheKid and throws him at the far wall*

Ooh, that's gotta hurt... you alright mate? *Still taking notes*

Ooooooouwwwwwwwwwwwwwch Gee Guy I got your interest Aye? come on then see if you can catch me bolts for brains.

Ack! Okay, time to switch tactics....

*Penny grabs her HERO device, and quickly dials H-E-R-O. With a twirling of lights and sparkling of special effects, she finds herself transformed into a lady with a beatnik costume and a saxophone*

I'm the Jazz Gal, and you're bots makin' a mess.
He needs to chill out, and cut down on the stress.

*She plays a soulful melody on the saxophone, sending soothing, relaxing vibrations towards the robot*

That'd even make a statue get sleepy.

Nice going Lass. Still if this fails I've a plan. Actually it's a rough outline.

Get it going,
Start working fast.
My wicked tunes
won't long last.

I've been trying to get roboboy to give chase. I've got something set up for him kinda. Stand back from the mechnical moron ok.

*As Jazz Gal's music keeps playing, the Amazing Mechanical Person starts swaying from side to side, and eventually sits down heavily*


Hmmm, interesting effect that!

However *best legal voice* I'm afraid I have to ask you to cease this. You see, my A-Dial is patent pending now, and as it seems your H-Dials are based on a very similar concept, I think you are breaching my rights. And I'm sure you good guys wouldn't want to hurt anyone's rights, now would you?

Put Mechoboy back up and we will discuss over tea n crumpets, Oh you fine looking Doc. Also let you hair down Lass. I think you look Good meself.

Your rights end
Where our rights begin.
Punch all you like,
But stop short of my chin.