h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, we will incorporate new parsers (or whatever those bits of code are called) to allow users to have evn more smileys! We'll also try to introduce a system whereby you can make your own little picture, keep it on the h2g2 server, and use a key combination, say :-> or something, to put it in your posts!
Why should Shim have all the fun?

erm...yes..I'll just sort out my name again..too long...
I have held the title of 'longest parenthesis' for quite a while now though!

The smilie is an artform.......which i'm just saying GL has..erm..overindulged in...*ahem*..among other things...

*mumbles*
We need one that signifies nudging...

Ahem! Erm...where were we?

Overindulging? What ....? I only watched the video 3 times. The others watched it a dozen or more times. Speaking of overindulging, E, you were quite a sensation! And by the way, thanks for the free copy, Big C.

Big C, I thought it *wasn't* that particular video..you had your compuer transfer it to video before you erased it from it's memory didn't you?

I, I didn't! I would never do such a thing!
*whispers to GL*
Will you STOP SAYING THAT!!!
*to E*
Look, I told you, I destroyed anything to do with it! Including the, er, floor...
What GL was talking about was when you feasted upon the biscuits you let slip on the floor after you fell, that's all...

Is this the video that they're offering for free on the internet when you sign up for a year of Adult Check Gold?

ROFL! Sorry, that was quite good actually..

Hehe...no, I don't think E slipping on the kitchen floor would quite make it that far...
I'm sure there are some cheaply made comedy channels around somewhere though...

*Puts hand over mouth in universal "oops" signal*

Er, um, right. Yes. That's true, Big C. It wasn't THAT video at all. It was some other x-rated video with E in it. No, wait, that's not right either. I've never seen E do those shocking things. REALLY shocking things. Hoooo Boy, were they ever shocking. Um, I mean if I had seen them, they would have been shocking.

So .... nice weather, eh?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

No! GL, I was not growling at E!

Of course you weren't Big C....I know what it sounds like when you *do* growl at me....*ahem*...oops...

My godness!
No! These really are lies!
Well, erm, not to say that what E first came up with weren't lies, but...

I only growl when I'm angry!

And even then I'm sofisticated...

What's that noise? Did someone miss breakfast?

I don't have breakfast...
On the 'station, it is eternal night or day, so meala are had whenever...
And I don't sleep much, so I...

Uh-oh...I'm going to regret that last statement...

Sorry, I meant meals are had whenever...

And before, I meant 'My goodness!', not 'godness'..

Yes..you're right Big C..you might regret that comment about not sleeping much.....

..but....

don't worry...i won't tell them that i've found that out the hard way...

Must resist commenting about the "hard" way. Must resist commenting about the "hard" way.

I know...tempting isn't it...