h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

BigC is...

...a peeping tom...or rather his computer is...recording video footage of some of the things i was doing in one of the cargo bays on the space station...

of course, the other party who was involved there shall remain nameless...

and he wouldn't even let me have a cut out of his profits when he sells the video's on!!

OK, a few things I'd like to mention here...
a) My Computer is not a peeping Tom - he films everything that happens on the 'station. He knows no respect, so he doesn't stop recording. And he doesn't analyse the things for himself either! It was routine! He didn't film it deliberatly!

b) I didn't watch it deliberatly either! I went through the recordings as I do every weekend.

c) It's you who's in trouble, not me! What you were doing on the 'station, and especially in Maintenance Bay 4.7, was completely and utterly obscene! I'm too decent to tell everyone what you did though. All I'll say is that it was very, very rude...

d) I destroyed the recordings once I saw them, because, believe me, no one in the Known Universe would want to see it. Therefore I wouldn't sell them!
and...

e)I'm either called 'The Big C', 'Big C', or 'Pr. C. Tonks', NOT 'BigC'!!!

GOT THAT E???!!!

Thankyou. We now return to our regular programming...

I told you fine well i was sticking to BigC because i can't be bothered to change an old habit..even if it's now wrong..just because you went & changed your name...

besides..it still calls you "BigC" on my ICQ list...so !

Just two things occur to me, here:

1. The Big C, if you have a look at the Celery's campaign page, you'll see that you're not the only candidate with previous political experience. And I think DD has been on committees, which is the hardest kind of political drudgery there is.

2. I thought EVERYTHING is taped EVERYWHERE on h2g2. The hard part is finding the tapes.

Well, three things. Eomando, where is Captain Al Boy these days? We didn't have the pleasure of his company at the banquet (which is still going on in a smaller and more intimate form and is still open to all who wish to stop in).

Erm...yes, I'm sorry Lil...I keep meaning to change my name...
I'm the one with the *most* political knowledge...
I rule an entire GalaGroup!!

I don't know where Al is...

He came back from his holidays last week though...and now I don't know where he is...

Probably snuk into Celery's party, had some Sub-Ice Cream...
He's probably relaxing on Osia with somemore...
It's over in San Beta though, so I don't know how either of you could get there...
Come to think of it, how could he get there?

Just stopping by to return your beer glass, Big C. It seems I was still holding it when I left your video party the other night. That was some show! Hard to believe what some people get up to on your station.

*winks at E *

Pierrot: Aaaaawwwwk, humans are weird.

I thought you'd gotten rid of that video Big C???!!!!!!!

I'm shocked to the core that you could keep it...then throw a party..then not invite me?!

*whispers to GL*
I told you not to tell anyone...drat...I knew E would think it was *that* video...
*to E*
Listen, Eomando, it wasn't *that* video...what was 'accidentally' recorded was not on a video anyway! It was stored in the 'station's Databanks...but I erased it!
What I showed some guests on the 'station was, erm, other stuff...

And why I didn't invite you? Erm...you were...having a day off as I remember...

"Other" stuff?

Now..*ahem*..OK...I think that speaks for itself...

and i believe i deserved that day off..

You certainly did

Why are you nudging her and winking at her?
Just because she spilt some drinks in the kitchen because she slipped on a piece of soap she'd left there on perpose to slip me up, doesn't mean you can nudge her like that!
You got into histerics when you saw her slip, GL!

Yes, I did laugh when I saw her slip. But only because it said "Vote for me" on it.

Not that slip!!!!!!!!

LOL!

I have to say GL...your nuging & winking...is...well..you've had a lot of practise at doing that haven't you...

Not sure what you mean by that

You're definitely very practised at it...a lot to hide have we?

*puts a finger on his Watch*
*thinks*
Watch, send probes. Keep a track on that guy, see what he's up to.
Report anything unusual to me!
{Affirmative Sir.}

Hi Big C! Looks like your parentheses need editing.

Let me see if I understand correctly what's being said here. If either of you got elected, would it be wrong to nudge and wink? Will Eric Idle become a class criminal? What will become of this smiley?