h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Chrome - just in case it isn't hypothetical, better let Red know where your loyalties lie.

Pierrot: Aaaaawwwwk, Red 'em and weep.


Testing continues. Green fuzzy stuff not mould, not escaped CLI experiment. Investigating possible alien presence, once testing machine is fixed. Note: all brownies have been properly cared for.

Just so everyone knows, the brownies were not being stored by an open window. There are no windows, open or otherwise, on the first floor of the CLI building. If there were, Violet would be residing in the botany deparment, and not in Lil's Atelier.

We at the Church of the True Brownie must have dreamed of the aforementioned window. When we woke this morning we found there to be no windows on the first floor of CLI.

However, there seems to be evidence of fresh mortar and a few scattered bricks strewn about the CLI facilities. We wonder at the rectangular, discoloured and window-sized brickwork that we see at ground level.

We at the church have very active imaginations. We apologize if this causes any inconvenience.


(no animals were harmed during the writing of this message)

We will not be pressing charges of continuity violation, don't worry. Anyone could overlook the absence of windows on the first floor of the complex's main building.

BTW, since when is the main CLI building made out of brick? It's made of purple marble. Check the CLI parade float.

Found my glasses. It seems that the building IS made of purple marble..............strange....I would have thought that it would roll away.

(one turtle was slightly irritated during the composition of this message.)

Wearing wrong spectacles.

CLI would be unlikely to roll away.

*GL steps up to the microphone, Pierrot on one shoulder*

Your attention, please. I have an important announcement to make. CLI have completed their testing of the brownies and have found no illicit substances. I repeat: NO illicit substances were found. There was an unfortunate mishap with the final brownie that did not permit its testing to be completed, but all early tests indicated that it was clean and CLI feels confident in clearing it along with the rest. CLI will be delivering a detailed report to the Police, but wanted to get the word out early before the election is over.

CLI commends the police in their diligence in following up this rumour and we are delighted with the outcome.

Thank you for your attention.

Pierrot: Aaaaaaawwwwk, you didn't mention the crepuscular brownie.

GL: Shhhhhh. I did so. I said there was a mishap with the final brownie.

Pierrot: Aaaaawwwwwk, some mishap. You left it out for a couple of weeks.

GL: Keep your voice down. It was an accident. And I replaced it.

I know there are presidential candidates in this forum, so I wanted to ask a question here. Do you all check your campaign pages regularly? Because I was just posting invitations there (individual, hand typed invitations -- remember I run a no-spam campaign!) and it suddently occured to me that people might not SEE these invitations...

I haven't checked my today yet.

I'll go make sure that Celery's seen it.

Thank you, everyone. I'm quite greatful.

The PR's have also seen it Masque... and will be along soon to check it out! We are a little busy in the press room atm, getting this weeks edition up and running
shazzPRME

Thank you very much. I know that the Post will do a good job covering the event.

Most definately
I have already had a sneak preview and noticed the 'goings on'!
shazzPRME

I'm still confused as to the existence of the the readings on my geiger counter.

Agfncaap5 doesn't trust me. Obviously, he's on the payroll of the Celery.

Not that I don't trust you, although that is the case on occasion. It's that the members of The Celery's staff as a group don't trust your staff. We convinced the Celery not to show up, despite the fact that you pulling a stunt such as an assasination attempt would ruin your chances. Which is why I went to the statue, and am getting a reading on my geiger counter.

Look, I would never assasinate a candidate. I'd never be that... discriminating. My methods of destruction are far more... inclusive.

Erm... the Press have now been to the proposed conference... you are not trying to blow members of the Post up I hope!
shazzPRME