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JulesK Posted May 1, 2004
Hello Lampost.
*passes a 
over*
Get yourself a marshmallow on a pointy stick before they're all gone!
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted May 1, 2004
Darn! I missed post 42 again.
This bonfire looks fun though. Are you sure it's safe? It looks as though the fire is spreading to some of the tents back there...
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nada Posted May 1, 2004
Thanks very much! *sips *
And, yes, the space is for rent..and with the right payment, you may rent it!
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JulesK Posted May 1, 2004
Arg!!
to the fishpond, uses empty cider cans to scoop up pitiful amounts of water, to nearest tent - fizzle, smoulder, oh dear! Whose pitch was that?
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Itzcotl Posted May 1, 2004
The pitch was unclaimed (as he stomps out fire) don't worry. (To Lampost) How much?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 1, 2004
Relax Jules - Baryonic Being is probably just hallucinating due to too much booze...
This bonfire was set up on the beach for a very specific reason...
a) sand - and lots of it - no trees around that might catch fire
b) some distance from the nearest pitches
And a piece of advise for Baryonic Being - *glares* you might want to learn a little bit more about 'Netiquette' before trying to play a trick like that again!
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JulesK Posted May 1, 2004
Phew, so we're OK then.
Better have another cider. *opens can*
Blimey I'm so unfit, that's worn me out now!
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Evangeline Posted May 1, 2004
*dishes up jambalaya*
Here, this might help you get your strength back. 
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 1, 2004
What - opening a can wears you out? Weakling!
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted May 1, 2004
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I've just come from the Hitchhiker's Hotel Restaurant and I may have had just too many screwdrivers. I'll get off to bed now. A thousand apologies. I'll repay any damage if you want. Was there any damage? 
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 1, 2004
No damage, no worries, Baryonic Being!
Next time, tryi diluting that Swedish vodka with something non-alcoholic...
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JulesK Posted May 1, 2004
Thanks for the jambalaya - scrummy!
(I meant the running, Titania, )
Goodnight Baryonic Being. Hope our revelling doesn't keep you awake - tents aren't exactly soundproof!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 1, 2004
OK, so where's the music - and the sing-a-long?
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Itzcotl Posted May 1, 2004
That rat... wait i saw a fire,
I knew that last was a bad idea. *sticks head in lake, comes back feeling better*
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Itzcotl Posted May 1, 2004
I got beatles, I got Beck, I got Duke Ellington. Wadaya want?
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JulesK Posted May 1, 2004
See - told you singalonga-campfire was embarrasing!
D'you know this one?
Oh you'll never go to heaven,
in a (insert name of local bus company)'s bus, 'cos a (insert name of local bus company)'s bus, is sure to bust!
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- 41: JulesK (May 1, 2004)
- 42: Itzcotl (May 1, 2004)
- 43: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (May 1, 2004)
- 44: nada (May 1, 2004)
- 45: JulesK (May 1, 2004)
- 46: Itzcotl (May 1, 2004)
- 47: Titania (gone for lunch) (May 1, 2004)
- 48: JulesK (May 1, 2004)
- 49: Evangeline (May 1, 2004)
- 50: Titania (gone for lunch) (May 1, 2004)
- 51: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (May 1, 2004)
- 52: Titania (gone for lunch) (May 1, 2004)
- 53: JulesK (May 1, 2004)
- 54: Titania (gone for lunch) (May 1, 2004)
- 55: Itzcotl (May 1, 2004)
- 56: Itzcotl (May 1, 2004)
- 57: JulesK (May 1, 2004)
- 58: Itzcotl (May 1, 2004)
- 59: Titania (gone for lunch) (May 1, 2004)
- 60: JulesK (May 1, 2004)
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