h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey! I didn't quit but I AM happy to see you've got someone else cleaning up around here! Hmmm...glad to see that pesky cockroach finally left...or did your new chef add him to the menu?

*tries to sneak a full bottle of spice liquor from behind the bar*

Uh...look over there!

*pulls out his plasma pistol* Now, if you wouldn't mind paying the special *TRIPLE* full-bottle rate, we'd gladly let you have it.

You'll have to catch me first...

*saunters in*

Hello everyone, I haven't missed anything have I? I couldn't get online at all during the holidays.

Oh yeah, can I have a please?

Bier? Hier.

*pulls his custom-built plasma pistol (part of the rifle) on ox* Consider yourself caught.

*Ox sinks into a large leather chair and takes a drink straight from the bottle of spice liquor*

Put it on my tab

Okay!

*Adds €2000000 to Ox's tab*

*Walks in, looking slightly ill at ease, then looks around, turning more normal with every 10 degree turn of the head*

Hey people, what's up? *joking* You mind if I syphon off some of your PGGB? The Starpilot's getting a bit short again (thanks to Venom ). */joking*

Anyway, I seem to have ended up in the Cantina *yay*.

*subscribes to all of the threads*

Oh, and I'm going to take your advice about the Dragonhouse toilet block Venom .

*Venom pops in, looking a little hammered* Yeah, I noticed...

So did the dragons, I think .

Sorry I wasn't able to come and help out, guys - you know how it is, being busy and all.

on a good job though. And and all round. What was our fee, BTW?

Million, plus revenge options against the Dog House. Pretty good job, if you ask me.

*gulps his * I needed that.

*pours himself some from the bottle in his satchel*

*pours some vodka onto the table, or, a closer observer would not, a portal that looks like the table* *there is a dribbling sound coming from Axe's satchel*

*takes the dwarf out of his satchel and kicks it away*

Dirty $0B

*watches the dribbling dwarf go sailing through the air and land with a thud in a dark corner*

*opens his satchel and opens his bottle of *
*sniffs it*
*takes out his hand scanner and scans it*

[scanner] Content: 79% vodka, 21&

I wonder who did that?

*stares at CV for a while, then sits down*

*there is a multitude of glasses on the table, and CV seems to have passed out*
[CV's Palm]Dangerous alcohol content registered. Initiating sober-all delivery.
*CV jerks up* Whoa. Had one too many, didn't I? *meets Axe's stare* What?