h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, you can have some orange juice.

*Gives *

well spoken, that man.

*slips some vodka into the without Krans noticing*

*takes the off Krans*

*hands it to Doikk*

Here you are, Doikk. No alcohol for you.

Hey Doikk, I was asked to courier this down for you. It's from our new security guard, someone by the name of, what was it, oh yes, Mushroom. (I'm a former cat) *turns on the holoviewer in front of Doikk* *SM holo* Doikk, if it makes you feel any better you can come see me at A666074 *holo fades out* (Ok so I'm just bragging, but I'm proud to have the #1 MOST WANTED CAT as my new security guard!)

I can't believe I'm on almost every cat supporters list...

*gets herself a *

I think my English teacher has lost her mind. I've got a definition paper due Friday. "Define good and evil." Some assignment, eh? It's like "explain the meaning of life in four to six pages".

Poor you. I feel sorry for you.

Njan will help you. He does philosophy.


I don't.

Maybe he will. Yes, he does.

Well, I'm almost done with the paper. I'm about a page over the max. length, but as long as it isn't a novel, Ms. Stover shouldn't be too unhappy. I hope not anyway...

*wakes up and drinks spiked *

Thanks Njan.

Good luck, Lynne. *gives her a paper synthesizer for future "refference"*

Yeah, good luck, Lynne.

*dances around* It's Spring Break!!! Woohoo!!!

Lucky. I have to wait till April. Our district is so religious there's no chance of taking SB away from easter.

*pours himself a *

*does the same, noting that it's a good idea*

for all!

Woohoo! I got a scholarship that pays tuition, fees, and $700 for books for 4 years! And I've only got 34 more days of school 'til I graduate!

Yay! Good for you!

*Has decided to become teetotal*

I did that, once.

I think I lasted about three days. (wait.. was that hours?)

Good luck to you!

*politely walks over to the loo, and then laughs his head off at the thought*