h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the magazine is teleported onto Axe's PC*

*wonders how Axe integrated his scanner and teleporter* That's a neat trick...

It is, isn't it.

If only this worked:



*Axe's printoffs of his subediting magically get teleported, scanned, error-checked and submitted*

His essay write-o-matic researches, compiles, error-checks and prints his essays and puts them in his backpack

*realises that his sys-admins have left off the internet block again*

Our school sysop is computer-illiterate! It's so fun because there's almost nothing that can't be done, though they did secure the Admin folder well. I've found at least 5 holes in their security...

Oh, ya think that's fun...

I'm in a Cisco class, so we have administrator access

I'm too smart for my own good, so I might as well have Administrator access. They're not horns, they're halo holders...

Unfortunatly, mr Sys-Admin can actually turn on a computer: I'm on final warning, pending banning from the computer rooms.

*tries to look innocent* Sure...halo holders...

*gives Axe a * I hate it when the people in charge have brains.

On a much happier note, I've got 8 days left of high school! *does a little dance*

Lynne, I really don't like you... People in charge rarely have brains...

>> People in charge rarely have brains...

Yeah, take the person in charge of the Starpilot Hotel (Venom) for instance .

grrr...

Unfortunately, although our sysadmin is incompetent, the school just hires contractors to come in during th holidays who DO know what they're doing - so there are very few holes in the system...

I was only joking CV, you don't think you're stupid, do you?

* when CV isn't looking*

*sulks in the corner*

I don't get to see Attack of the Clones until tomorrow night...

And the problem with that is?

*doesn't like Star Wars all that much*

Quiet you

For anyone who cares, AOTC kicks! It's just awesome. Clones, Jedi, evil people, bounty hunters. Good stuff...

*burp*

One of my RL friends saw the 00:01 showing of it and I want to kill her... But she's paying my way down there next Sunday so I'll let her live... Thanks for the review, Lynne. And quit gloating about graduating. I'm still stuck in the cage another WHOLE YEAR!