h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That sounds like hard work! Why did you go all that way to work?
Sit down in the shade and have a.

Dare I mention that in Menorca, prolly like Cyprus, that we are now going into the growing season and so technically not the season to lop?

*barges past and attacks the bouganvillia for the 20th time this summer before it takes over the Earth.

I'm liking chainsaws these days! And darn, don't I hate geraniums? The previous owner planted geraniums everywhere, left them for 5 years and then moved out, wondering why he hadn't seen out of his front window for the past 4 years!

I currently do an hours hack...sorry, gentle pruning a day to try to get some sunshine in the house.

I would kill for some geraniums! Will have to grow mine from seed next marech.

Technically correct Deaks about the growing season - but its difficult to grow without your tap root or your trunk

Oh, but the 5 year old geraniums are *everywhere*! And all the dead leaves have mulched into the spindly stems and there's just a huge mass of ick at the bottom and they are strangling everything else in the jungle.

Anyone got a spare by the way. I've got enough bamboo in the far reaches to repopulate the whole of Asia!

Ooooh, and there's snow on the Troodos tonight!!!

Meanwhile, Moother was at the beach yesterday...tis a strange little island, this 'un.

We have rain today. Locals all waffling on about how good it is, how we need it etc etc.

Not in this house we aint. Housework beckons - PAH

This little island is grey and wet. However, it does contain aero caramel!

It's still beckoning - but am managing to ignore it

Well done. Keep it up!
I am at work but not loving it. Keep obsessively checking my emails.
I think it's adictive.

Crazy people have sent me a credit card. I shall now be fighting the urge to go on holiday.

I haven't got a credit card anymore

which is just as well as I don't have an income either

But on the plus side - the sun has just come out and everwhere is steaming nicely

with extra just in case

Come on, who have we ever had in here worth all that?

I live in hope!

A triumph of hope over experience hey m'dear!

Yep - I never learn!

I'll just sit in the corner and blub then, well away from the so's not to upset anyone

you'll do

Urgh, this floor's all soggy!

Spit


Whilst admitting to being no clone of George Clooney I'm sure I'm worth at least one