h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is it Jesus?? Has he came back down to earth at last!??

The Prophet Zarquon?

Always worth waiting for!

Aww, sorry.

Come back, we love you really!

ok then

Am in my new little casa sitting on the balcony with my first G&T for 5 weeks.

Bliss

Wow, swap ya? I am still at work! We're open late for a big launch which is pointless here as the town is deadly.
I have drunk way too much coffee.

So, right decision?

I'll tell you in 11 months - way too soon to decide yet!

I did drive on the wrong side of the road for the first time in my life today - caused a domestic in reference to my proximity to a concrete bollard. Of course it was good judgement not a near miss.

Those accursed bollards! Jumping out at innocent women!

Zarquon?

Strange how those bollards only do that when women are reversing isn't it

It's a conspiracy!
The bollards are in league with the men!

Managed the same journey without a raised eyebrow today - I must be improving.

Been on one of our brave attempts to boost the Baleraric economy - didn't know a grown woman could be so pleased with a shower curtain and an oven glove. I'm cheap to keep I tell you.

I come back and immediately empty the place! Pubs pay me for this service you know.

Nobody loves this place any more!!

WHERE ARE YOU ALL?

slackers

Did someone call?

yay - peeps

DDD's sister here to visit. This is the first time I've seen a computer for a week.

We're just back from a little 5 day jaunt to Petra in Jordan - y amazing place - and I now have brokeded legs from climbing mountains. And you couldn't get a glass of wine to soothe the pain.

I got a new frying pan this afternoon and got all excited - I'm cheap too!

I'll see your frying pan and raise you a bathmat

I am trying to buy a new bedside lamp. It's not as easy as it sounds y'know!

I sympathise

I got given two last week but I dont like em - but the price was right