h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's okay - the swimming pool is a no-clothes area, have you been to HRASC?
*Takes ice-cream off his head*

Can I have the same again please?

Not yet, it's one of that things I want to do if I'll ever have some time left.
(I tend to procrastinate things...)

*clicks to see older posts a few times to remind himself of what Clelba had last time*
Another huge cone with caramel, toffee, chocolate, coffee and mint ice cream in with hot butterscotch sauce and little chocolate sprinkly things?

Could I have the same?
(I don't want to think...)

But without any fat or chocolate or coffee or caramel or milk.

Hey EV... Mind if I put this up??

*pops out of the pool. comes back a few minutes later and puts a sign up..



With the impending end of Exams, there will be a PARTY in FC's place NEXT FRIDAY. It will also serve as a Page-warming Party. All are invited and urged to come. Brownies and Poison of choice will be available..

FANCY DRESS...

NEXT FRIDAY...

FC's...

BE THERE!!!



Ta! Can I have a mint choc chip ice cream please?

Hannah - don't worry about the fat or whatever, it's only virtual (unfortunately - what would i give for an incredibly large icecream right now)

~enters the area cautiously being cautious of freezers and trying not to turn into a cat due to the shortage of mice round here~

Can I have an ordinary ice-cream please? In case you have forgotten what they are it's just a cone with some ice-cream on it. I have got the right money (whatever it happens to cost) and I don't want anything added to it, or anything taken away. Nothing hidden inside it, or outside it. Please.

I hope that's not too confusing for you.

???????
Could you repeat that, Mina??
*looking confused*
*gives her a fishfinger*
right so??

If that's so, Clelba, I'd like to have an ice-cream with an hidden ice-cream inside, one outside and one behind it. Than I would like chocolate sauce, coffee, toffee, caramel, fishes and smarties

I don't remember ordering this fish finger. What am I supposed to be doing with it?


No smutty remarks please,
Genuine helpful comments only.

I can't help anyone, I'm a cat. I eat

~Feeds the fishfinger to Clelba~

I just want an ice-cream.

Right... a huge cone with caramel, toffee, chocolate, coffee and mint ice cream in with hot butterscotch sauce and little chocolate sprinkly things, but without any fat or chocolate or coffee or caramel or milk... *hands Hannah an empty cone* Enjoy!
A mint choc chip ice cream for Fashion Cat, and.... sorry Mina, what was it you wanted again?

Aaarrggghhh!!
Just a bloody ICE-CREAM!
Absolutely bog standard, no tarting up, no hundreds and thousands, no chocolate, no things poked into it, just plain old vanilla flavour.

Can't we get the Tonibelle van in here? That always has what I want, even though Roger (the driver) is very spookily still driving it and looking no older than he did when he used to come into our school at lunchtimes 17 years ago.

Just an ice cream? *looks horrified*
Oh well, if that's what you want...
*hands Mina a plain, no-frills, does-exactly-what-it-says-on-the-box ice cream*

Thank you so much, I really enjoyed that.
Sorry to be so dull, maybe next time I'll be adventurous and have some chocolate sauce on it.
Or gravy.
Or even baby-gravy, that might be interesting.

I think chocolate sauce would be sufficiently adventurous!

*Gets out of the pool and dries off with his towel*
Can I have an ordinary ice-cream with chocolate sauce, gravy and baby gravy on it please EV?
So Hannah, any strange cat like adventures lately or have you decided to turn sane?