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ice cream...

Post 181

Bluebottle

Of course a water-proof ice-cream will work - you just bite it. Come on, am I the only one who gets impatient with the dizzy licking round and round and round the ice-cream, and ends up taking a big bite oyut the side?


ice cream...

Post 182

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes. smiley - smiley


ice cream...

Post 183

Bluebottle

So, I don't get my ice-cream then? smiley - sadface


ice cream...

Post 184

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Wellllll..... okay.
*hands over rubberised ice cream*


ice cream...

Post 185

Bluebottle

Urm, thanks.. Rubber???? I just wanted it water-proof...
*Doesn't mention possible other uses of rubber ice-cream, ie using it as a rubber (eraser)*


ice cream...

Post 186

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*shrugs* Best I can do at such short notice, I'm afraid. I'll have a word with my ice cream supplier but I can't promise anything...


ice cream...

Post 187

Bluebottle

Well, thanks for trying. smiley - smiley
I think I'll stick to spam-flavour in the future.


ice cream...

Post 188

Fashion Cat

Probably safest BB!!!

hehe.. another of those invisble, tasteless ice-creams please EV... it was delicious... nice and cold!!

smiley - smiley


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Post 189

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

Could I have one of my chocolate specials, please? You know, the one's where there's so much chocolate that you can't find room to put the chocolate sprinkles... smiley - bigeyes


ice cream...

Post 190

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*hands absolutely nothing to Fashion Cat* There you go... smiley - smiley
I'm not sure, Dr St Justin - last time you had one of those it killed someone with a chocolate allergy who accidentally came within three miles of it.


ice cream...

Post 191

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

I'll be extra specially careful... smiley - smiley


ice cream...

Post 192

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Well, okay... just sign here.
*hands over piece of paper with the words "I, Dr St Justin, Patron Saint of Paper-Cuts, BF, ACE, accept full responsibility for any bad stuff that may happen to anyone" written on it*


ice cream...

Post 193

The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin

Um... I'm not sure I *quite* agree with that - I'll accept responsibilty for any bad stuff that happens to other people, directly caused by the ice-cream served by Dr E Vibenstein.


ice cream...

Post 194

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

That's good enough for me! *hands over extremely chocolatey chocolate special*


ice cream...

Post 195

Fashion Cat

now that sounds like an ice cream worth eating!!!


ice cream...

Post 196

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Can I have a smiley - fish-flavoured ice-cream?


ice cream...

Post 197

Bluebottle

Can I have an ice-cream flavoured smiley - fish?


ice cream...

Post 198

Roasted Amoeba

Can I have a smiley - fish-flavoured smiley - fish please?


ice cream...

Post 199

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Why do I have the feeling people are making fun of me?
*walks of to catch a fish herself*


ice cream...

Post 200

Bluebottle

No-one's making fun of you, Hannah, just sharing in your lunacy.
It's a compliment. smiley - smiley


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