A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Swimming Pool
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 21, 2000
In that case, I'll stick with eating it for the time being. That way, I also help to prevent anyone else coming to harm 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 2000
Good thinking. Would you like to run my new ice cream van?
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 21, 2000
I think that would have to be no for the time being - I'm only at uni until the end of next week, after which I won't have internet (and therefore h2g2) access until October. But if you still need help then...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 21, 2000
Hmmm, I expect demand for ice cream to be slowing down by then... still, never mind, eh?
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 21, 2000
You never know. There may be quite a few more southerly folks whose ice-cream wants will need fulfilling! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2000
True... I'll keep you in mind...
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 22, 2000
But why should ice-cream demands lessen? The Doughnut craze has lasted for a very long time, so you can never tell...
Can I have a rasberryless ripple, please?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2000
Hmmmmm...... *hands over what he expects to be a raspberryless ripple, never having been asked for one before*
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 22, 2000
Wouldn't that just be a ripple?
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 22, 2000
Yes, it would.
Thanks for the ripple.
If someone asked for a mint choc chip without the choc chip, would you just give them a mint?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2000
Would it be worth a mint?
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 22, 2000
What sweets does the Queen eat at the Tower of London?
The Royal Mint.
(Very bad - I'd better give up )
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2000
*sticks a mint ice cream on Bluebottle's head*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2000
You're right. BB, you've ruined that ice cream!
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Perfectly Normal Beast Posted Jun 22, 2000
*Has had a tiring day licking his ice creams and is need of some rest*
Are there any chairs near your van EV?
And while you're at it can you see if you've got those parasel thingies, I need some shade.
*Gets stuck into his beef and potato noticing the small amount of mustard and attempting to spread it out over the whole ice cream*
YUMMY
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 22, 2000
Yes, of course... ehy don't you sit over there, by the pool?
*realises PNB is going to get soaked and tries not to laugh*
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jun 22, 2000
to FC, I think I liked being a cat best, just a lot of advantages like being able to climb, to hunt, to confuse people incredibly...
being the most beautiful woman on earth isn't bad, though.
*sits on a tree eating her ice-cream*
it's hard to change my habits...
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Perfectly Normal Beast Posted Jun 22, 2000
*Gets totally soaked, but its OK coz he has his towel!*
My, the towel advise is really useful.
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Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) Posted Jun 22, 2000
*just realizes that if she's human now she should put on some cloths*
Oooops.
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- 221: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 21, 2000)
- 222: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 223: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 21, 2000)
- 224: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 225: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 21, 2000)
- 226: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 22, 2000)
- 227: Bluebottle (Jun 22, 2000)
- 228: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 22, 2000)
- 229: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 22, 2000)
- 230: Bluebottle (Jun 22, 2000)
- 231: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 22, 2000)
- 232: Bluebottle (Jun 22, 2000)
- 233: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 22, 2000)
- 234: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 22, 2000)
- 235: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 22, 2000)
- 236: Perfectly Normal Beast (Jun 22, 2000)
- 237: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 22, 2000)
- 238: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jun 22, 2000)
- 239: Perfectly Normal Beast (Jun 22, 2000)
- 240: Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost) (Jun 22, 2000)
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